Question

求一篇英语课前短小要讲稿一篇，要求少生词，幽默搞笑。控制在3分钟左右。小故事也好。

Answer 1

Percy Buttons
I have just moved to a house in Bridge Street.
Yesterday a beggar knocked at my door.
He asked me for a meal and a glass of beer.
In return for this,the beggar stood on his head and sang songs.
I gave him a meal.
He ate the food and drank the beer.
Then he put a piece of cheese in his pocked and went away.
Later a neighbour told me about him.
Everybody knows him.
His name is Percy Buttons.
He calls at every house in the street once a month and always asks for a meal and a glass of beer.

很有趣的一篇短文

Answer 2

George I，King of England from 1714 to 1727，could neitherspeak nor write the English language.This German prince fromHanover and heir to the throne succeeded Queen Anne when hewas fifty－four years old.He had no desire to learn the language ofhis new country and made no attempt to do so in the thirteenyears he ruled.

English was not the mother tongue of Queen Victoria .Hermother，the daughter of a German duke ，spoke German in thehome，and Victoria—though she ruled England for sixty－fouryears—was never able to speak English perfectly.

英格兰1714—1727年的国王乔治一世既不会说也不会写英文。这位来自汉诺威的德国王子于54岁时继承了安妮女王的王位，成为英国君主。他根本不想学习这个新国家的语言，在他统治的年中也没有作过任何学习英语的尝试。

英语不是维多利亚女王的母语。她的母亲是一位德国公爵的女儿，在家里说德语。维多利亚女王虽然统治英格兰达年之久，始终未能学会说完美的英语。