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一年一度的欧洲冠军联赛已经进行到了最关键的时候。上周周中进行了1/4决赛次回合的四场比赛，本届欧洲冠军联赛的四强已全部产生。下面我们把目光转向这四场比赛。
北京时间4月11日2时45分，欧洲冠军杯1/4决赛次回合开始2场角逐。曼联主场7比1狂胜罗马，总比分8比3逆转晋级，2002年来首次打进冠军杯半决赛。开场阶段，卡里克、史密斯与鲁尼在8分钟内打进3球。上半时结束前，C.罗纳尔多单刀赴会，攻入他效力曼联3个赛季的首粒冠军杯正赛进球。下半时，C.罗纳尔多与卡里克各自梅开二度，德罗西攻入安慰球，替补埃夫拉锦上添花。
7比1不仅创造了1959年以来冠军杯1/4决赛比分悬殊纪录（皇马曾分别在1957-58赛季与1958-59赛季1/4决赛中主场打出8比0和7比1），还是冠军联赛(不包括1992年改制前)淘汰赛阶段单场净胜球纪录，前纪录是2004-05赛季1/8决赛里昂主场7比2胜不来梅。
与此同时，次回合另一场焦点战在梅斯塔纳球场展开争夺，切尔西客场2比1逆转取胜瓦伦西亚。莫伦特斯先拔头筹，舍甫琴科扳平比分，埃辛补时的进球帮助蓝军5年内第3次进入冠军联赛4强。切尔西在客场的神奇逆转，使蓝军近5年第3次进入欧冠半决赛。至此，西甲在冠军联赛已全军覆没，而英超球队却越战越勇，下面我们来看北京时间4月12日在安菲尔德球场出现的第三支英超球队——利物浦。
这场比赛要数四场比赛中对出现来说最没有悬念的了。备受中国球迷关注的孙祥本场比赛坐在替补席上，比赛进行到第62分钟孙祥顶替出场。随后马塞利斯被红牌罚下，而克劳奇在第67分钟打破僵局。里瑟左路传中，萨尔西多铲球解围飞向本方大门，戈麦斯飞身救险，福勒小禁区右侧回传，克劳奇近距离推射打入本赛季欧冠的第6粒入球，球门线上的孙祥无法封挡皮球。最终以总比分4比0晋级的利物浦将在半决赛对阵切尔西。
最后一场比赛由AC米兰在客场对阵德甲拜仁。AC米兰凭借西多夫的出色发挥2：0战胜了德甲的最后一支队伍，晋级四强。上半时第27分钟，内斯塔前场右侧从波多尔斯基脚下反抢成功，卡卡带球内切左脚斜传，西多夫转身横趟闪开两名中卫，在门前15米处右脚抽射从范比滕裆下钻进左下角，AC米兰总比分3比2超出！第31分钟，扬库洛夫斯基左路低传，加图索中路不作停顿直塞，西多夫右脚后跟一顺，因扎吉在门前18米处停球右脚推射入左上角，最后AC米兰4比2的总比分晋级。
现在，欧冠四强已全部产生，半决赛的对阵形势是AC米兰对曼联，利物浦对切尔西。我们期待他们有更好的表现献给球迷。

Answer 1

The annual European champion league tournament already carried on the most essential time.Last week in the week has carried on 1/4 definitely number of matches in a contest round four competition, this session of European champion league tournament four strong has produced completely.Below we change the vision these four competitions.
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The Beijing standard time on April 11 2 o'clock 45 minutes, the European champion cup 1/4 number of matches in a contest round starts 2 contentions definitely.The graceful association main floor 7 to 1 crazy victory Rome, the total score 8 is promoted to 3 reversal, since 2002 sneaked in the champion cup semi-final for the first time.The beginning stage, Karrick, Smith and Lu Ni sneak in 3 balls in 8 minutes.Before the half time conclusion, C. Luo accepts you to start a solo run, captures his potency graceful association 3 seasons the first grain of champion cup matches to score a point.The latter half, C. Luo accepts you many to open two degrees with the Karrick respective plum, German Rowsey captures the comfort ball, substitutes the Egyptian husband to pull improves on perfection.
Not only since 7 to 1 has created 1959 the champion cup 1/4 finals score disparate record (emperor horse once separately main floor to split out 8 in 1957-58 season with 1958-59 season 1/4 finals in compared to 0 and 7 to 1) before, the champion league tournament (does not change the system including 1992) elimination series stage Shan Changjing the victory ball record, the first record was 2004-05 season 1/8 plays in the finals the Lyons main floor 7 to 2 victory Bremen.
At the same time, the time round another focal point fights in the mesta accepts the field to launch the contention, cuts west you the away game 2 to win Valencia to 1 reversal.Morron Tess pulls out the first prize first, the shed fu qin branch pulls the even score, Egyptian Xin Bushi scores a point in the help blue army for 5 years 3rd time to enter champion league tournament 4.Cuts west you in the away game mysterious reversal, causes blue army in the recent 5 years 3rd time to enter the European crown semi-final.Here, west the armor has been annihilated at the champion league tournament, but the English ultra team jumps over the war to be braver actually, below we looked the Beijing standard time on April 12 third English ultra team - Liverpool which appears in the peaceful Fielder field.
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Prepares the grandson auspicious this competition which is paid attention the Chinese fans to sit in substitutes on the mat, the competition carries on the 62nd minute grandson to replace auspicious enters the stage.Afterwards Marseilles Lees are punished by the red card, but Crouch in 67th minute break deadlock.In Chinese zither left Lu Chuan, west Saar the multi-shovel ball breaks through flies to we front door, the Gemaisi diving posture rescues the danger, the luck forces right flank the small forbidden area the feedback, the Crouch short distance pushes shoots infiltrates this season Ou Guan the 6th grain to enter the ball, on the ball goal-line grandson is unable to seal auspicious keeps off the rubber ball.Finally 4 to Liverpool which 0 will be promoted in the semi-final confrontation cuts west you by the total score.
Last the competition confronts the German armor by the AC Milan in the away game to do obeisance the kernel.West the AC Milan relied on Dofe to display splendidly 2:0 has defeated the German armor last troop, was promoted four.The half time 27th minute, right flank the Nesta preceding performance instead snatches from Podol Si Jijia successfully, the heating power dribbling interior contact left leg slanting biography, west Dofe turns around the horizontal shunt two center half backs, pulls out in the gate first 15 meters place right feet shoots the crotch sneaks in the left bottom from Fan Biteng under, the AC Milan total score 3 to 2 surpasses! The 31st minute, raises storehouse Love Si Jizuo Lu Dichuan, adds the chart rope middle of the mill not to do stops fills straight, as soon as west the Dofe right foot heel is suitable, because grips lucky place stops the ball right foot in the gate first 18 meters to push the injection top left-hand corner, finally the AC Milan 4 is promoted to 2 total scores.
Now, the European crown four strong completely has produced, the semi-final confrontation situation is the AC Milan to the graceful association, Liverpool to cuts west you.We anticipated they have the good showing to give to the fan.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

The annual European champion league match has already carried on the most decisive of time.Last week in carry on 1/4 four games of rounds, current European champion league match of four strong already all creations.Below we change direction these four games of visions.
Time in Peking 2:45 on April 11, European champion cup 1/4 rounds start 2 contending for.The Manchester United main field 7-1 win Rome wildly, total score 8-3 converse a promotion, 2002 in the last yearses beat in champion cup half finals for the very first time.The beginning stage, the card inside gram, Smith and Roney beat in 3 balls within 8 minutes.Before first half hour ends, C.罗 Many broad swords attend meeting, head the grain champion cup positive match which offends to go into his effect for 3 match quarters in Manchester United enters ball.Second half hour, C.罗 Much with gram in the card respectively the plum open two degrees, virtuous the west offend into comfort ball, for repair 埃 man to pull add flowers to brocade.

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