Question

求双人对话英语笑话

老师要求才艺表演我和同学想一起表演对话英语笑话 如：3个人去射箭比赛 第一个人射中把心叫到：“I am 丘比特” 第二个人射中叫到：“I am 后羿” 第三个人射中工作人员叫到：“I am sorry 我要这种笑话，简单为好 3-10句话。

Answer 1

One day an old man waiks slowly in a street.He sees a little boy.The littel boy wants to ring a doorbell.But it is too high for the boy.Theold man is very kind.He says,"I ring the bell for you."So he rings the bell.
The little boy looks at the old man and says,"Now we must run away."Just then the old man knows he is a naughty boy.
my little dog can't read

Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

我的狗不识字

布朗夫人：哦，

亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！

史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！

布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。” TOM'S EXCUSE
teacher:"Tom,why are you late for school every day?"
Tom:"every time I come to the corner，a sign says：“School--go slow！！”

汤姆的借口
老师说：“为什么你每天上学都是迟到？”
汤姆说：“因为每天上学我路过街角，一块路牌说：‘学校--慢行！！’” A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”

He Won

Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了

Answer 2

A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”

Answer 3

这个笑话还是有很多的，你可以在一些网站上去找，
“鸭嘴笑话大全”就有不少，你可以去看看