求一则英文笑话:
这则英文笑话是当时本人用手机上网看的,后来书签过期了,这个网页就找不到了。本人只记得它的主要内容是讲一个英文八级的人和一个老外对话,八级的那个人纯属中式英文。只记得最后一...
这则英文笑话是当时本人用手机上网看的,后来书签过期了,这个网页就找不到了。
本人只记得它的主要内容是讲一个英文八级的人和一个老外对话,八级的那个人纯属中式英文。只记得最后一句话是:"Head not zai,Please tomorrow come"
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本人只记得它的主要内容是讲一个英文八级的人和一个老外对话,八级的那个人纯属中式英文。只记得最后一句话是:"Head not zai,Please tomorrow come"
不知有哪位热心的网友能帮我写出完整的内容 展开
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前台小姐:“Hello.”
老外:“Hi.”
前台小姐:“You have what thing?”
老外:“Can you speak english?”
前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”
老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”
前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”
前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”
老外:“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come?
老外:“Hi.”
前台小姐:“You have what thing?”
老外:“Can you speak english?”
前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”
老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”
前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”
前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”
老外:“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come?
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Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?”“A kid bit me,”replied Ivan.”“Would you recognize him if you sew him again?”asked his mother.““I’d know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.
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