Question

谁帮我把这段话翻译一下，急用，谢谢！！！大概意思对就行

有一天上帝找我说话，我上去后发现有一堵很大的墙，上面挂了很多表，有的表走得快，有的表走得慢。我就问天使这是为什么。他说：“好人的表走得慢，坏人的表就走得快。”我就问：“小明的那块表在哪？”天使说：“被上帝拿走当电扇了。”我又问：“小刚的那块表在哪？”天使说：“就是带你上来的那个表。”

Answer 1

One day, god wanted to talk with me,after i arrived there, I found many watches on a big wall and some run fast but some slow. I asked the angel for the reason. he told me that the nice men's were fast and the bad men's were slow. then I asked:"where is Xiao Ming's watch"? He said:" god has taken it for enjoying the cool'. I asked again:" where is Xiao Gang's? the angle said:"it's the one that takes you here"!

Answer 2

One day, my god talked to me up a wall after arrival, very big wall hung a lot of table, some table walk fast, some table walked slowly. I asked why this is. He said: "good man watch walked slowly, bad watch is fast." I ask: "xiao Ming's the watch?" The angel say: "is god to take away when fans." I ask again: "xiao gang the watch?" The angel say: "is the table bring you up."

追问

"my god talked to me up a wall after arrival"这句话我咋觉得不对了...

追答

对着呢，只是把标点隔错了而已