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  1)TOM'S EXCUSE
  Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
  Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
  Slow".
  汤姆的借口
  老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?
  汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学校----慢行。"
  DID YOUR DAD...
  2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
  and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
  汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
  吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
  附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
  3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
  and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
  汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
  吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
  附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
  4)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
  一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
  5)Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”
  “Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”
  一盒小火柴
  妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。汤米回来后,妈妈问他,“你买的是好用的火柴吗?”
  “是的,妈妈。”汤米回答,“我把它们都试过了。”
  6)Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.
  Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!
  开车
  父亲:哎呀,我刚才违规右转弯了。
  苏西:没事,爸,跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。
  7)Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
  “I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.
  “You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?”
  “She is the one who sells the candy.”
  好孩子
  小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
  “昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
  “我给了一个可怜的老太婆。”他回答说。“你真是一个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说. “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
  “她是个卖糖果的。”
  8)Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?”
  “A kid bit me,”replied Ivan.
  “Would you recognize him if you sew him again?”asked his mother.
  “I’d know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.”
  他的耳朵在我的衣兜里
  伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?”
  “一个男孩咬了我一口。”伊凡说。
  “再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。
  “他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说,“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里。”
  9)Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
  Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
  Teacher: Please tell us.
  Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

  两只鸟
  老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?
  学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。
  老师:请说说看。
  学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

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英语小笑话

TOM'S EXCUSE

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".

汤姆的借口

老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?
汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学校----慢行。"

DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU?

One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and
saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very
pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and
said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim.
What happened? Did your father help you?"
"No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all
myself," said Tim.

你爸爸帮你了吗?

一天,蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业,发现他全做对了。老师很高兴
,同时也十分惊讶。他把蒂姆叫到桌前说:"蒂姆,你这次的作业全都
做对了,怎么回事?你爸爸帮你做了吗?"
"不,先生,我爸爸昨天很忙,我不得不全由自己做了。"

英语幽默笑话

Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.

Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.

圣诞节英语笑话

Peace and love for you at Christmas from all your students.
祝老师圣诞节充满平安和爱。

Wishing you a sparkling Christmas and bright happy New Year!
May the season bring much pleasure to you.
愿你的圣诞光彩夺目,愿你的新年灿烂辉煌!佳节快乐!

Wishing you all the blessings of a beautiful Christmas
season.
愿你拥有圣诞节所有美好的祝福。

Wishing you all the happiness of the holiday season.
祝节日幸福如意。

Hope all your Christmas dreams come true!
愿你所有的圣诞梦想都成真!

英语短笑话

一:She Didn"t Say Anything
A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence. The girl looked at her father and said, “It was Mom”。 “How do you know?” asked her father. “She didn"t sayanything.”

二:I Have Turned It Over
A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It"s
too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?”
The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and
then said, “I don"t think it"s necessary. We can turn the
sheet over. Is that all right?”

英语四级笑话

一妇女经常光顾一家古董店,但几乎从不买什么东西,却总是对商品和价格吹毛求疵。对于那妇女的粗暴抱怨,经理和她的销售员总是应付了事,但是有一天她做得太过分了。“为什么你们店里总是不能得到我想要的东西?”那名妇女指责说。

职员脸上带着微笑,沉着地回答道:“也许是因为我们太有礼貌了。”

A woman who frequented a small antique shop rarely purchase anything, but always found fault with the merchandise and prices. The manager and her salesclerk took the woman's grumpy complaints in stride, but one day she went too far. "Why is it I never manage to get what I ask for in your
shop?" demanded the woman. U %o= +Gc ]h:,.KMu<P A smile on her face, the clerk calmly replied, "Perhaps it's because we're too polite

英语小故事英文

BUYING A HAT

A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice, madam. You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!" To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: "I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!"

英语小故事中文翻译

买帽子

一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子。她很挑剔,用了很长时间才选好了一顶。已经忍耐到极限的售货员害怕她再改变主意,便恭维她:"你做了极好的选择,夫人。你戴上这顶帽子看上去起码年轻十岁!"但令他沮丧的是,这位女士马上摘下了她的帽子说:"我不想要一顶摘下来便使我立刻显得老十岁的帽子。多拿一些帽子给我看看!"

英语小笑话英文版

英语小笑话(1) ,Two birls

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

英语小笑话中文翻译

两只鸟

老师: 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?

学生:我指不出,但我知道答案。

老师:请说说看。

学生:燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

英语小笑话 ( 2). The Fish Net

"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"

"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

鱼网

"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安?" 老师发问道。

"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。

3. The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

新老师

9月1日, 乔治放学回到家里。

"乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗?" 妈妈问。

"妈妈,我不喜欢,因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"

4. A physics Examination

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

一次物理考试

在一次物理考试时,当同学们都还在苦思冥想时,尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。

这个问题是:为什么在打雷时,我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?

尼克的回答是:因为眼睛在前,耳朵在后。
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Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
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A physics Examination

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

一次物理考试

在一次物理考试时,当同学们都还在苦思冥想时,尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。

这个问题是:为什么在打雷时,我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?

尼克的回答是:因为眼睛在前,耳朵在后。
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随便挑选个中文翻译英文就行了啊
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