Question

搞笑的英语情景长长对话

2个人的对话，一定要很长 得有5分钟左右 谢谢啦！~

Answer 1

Key Lost

(Henry is leaning on the car, facing the other side, while Vicky walks towards him)
Vicky: Hey, is that Henry? What’s up?
Henry: Vicky? Oh, haven’t met you for a long time! How are you?
Vicky: I’m fine, thanks. What are you doing here by the way? Daydreaming in the street? I don’t know you have such a strange habit!
Henry: No kidding! Daydreaming is a waste of time. Actually, I’扮物改m doing something very serious now.
Vicky: Serious? How serious? Wait, wait, let me make a guess… Oh, I know. You’re recording how many cars run away before your eyes, right?
Henry: … Am I such a silly guy?
Vicky: Well, I’m just joking. You know, you need to laugh more.
Henry: Alright… In fact, I’厅判m memorizing routines.
Vicky: Routines?
Henry: Yes, routines.
Vicky: Routines of what?
Henry: Routines of road of course. I’m going to a driving test this morning. Look, this is my new car. Just bought it few days ago. I want to drive immediately after passing the driving test.
Vicky: Wow, it’s cool! It’s not surprising to see you so pleased. But, are you sure you will pass the test so easily? My cousin took the test last month and he failed for three times!
Henry: I’ve been spending time on the test for several months! I believe I can do it, otherwise, I’ll… I’ll…
Vicky: What’ll you do?
Henry: I’ll sell the car and never try to retake the test!
Vicky: Ha, no need to be so serious! Let’s see. Proud people always fall in important moments. Actually, what time are you going for the driving test?
Henry: 9 o’clock… What time is it now…? Oh, goodness, it’s already 8.55! I must go now!
Vicky: Go? Go where? Aren’t you taking the test by your car?
Henry: Oh, yes, you remind me. Sorry, I’m a bit stressed out… In this way…
Vicky: OK, OK. It’蚂猛s me who should go now.
Henry: (wants to go into the car) Ah!!!!!!
Vicky: What’s the matter?
Henry: My key… Where’s my key?
Vicky: Your key? Don’t tell me you lost your key and you’ve just discovered that!
Henry: Unfortunately, yes…
Vicky: Oh my god! Will they provide a car for driving test? I mean, not many people will own a car without a driving license, right?
Henry: Yes, they do… But there’s no time for me to apply and they don’t welcome late comers to take the test.
Vicky: You’re really unlucky… You can still take the test again anyway.
Henry: That’s the only thing I can do now… Take an application form and pay the money once more…
Vicky: You look really desperate… I suggest you go home now and take a rest…
Henry: See you then… (Gone)
Vicky: Poor guy… Hey, what’s that? A key!?

这个我之前做作业用的，我们的语速刚好5分钟，希望能帮到你。大意是HENRY去考车牌，考前发现自己的车匙不见了，於是杯具回家...但VICKY发现原来车匙掉地上了...表情得到位，道具(车匙)也得有。

Answer 2

朝搞笑英语对话
一个老外，进到改模明办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，面带微笑的：

前台小姐：“Hello.” 老外：“Hi.”
前台小姐：“You have what thing？核告”老外：“Can you speak english？”

前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？码拆”
老外：“Can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, yo
u can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！”
老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？”
前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？”

老外：“I want to speak to your head.”前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow
come！”