Question

英语简短冷笑话，并有中文翻译。急求

Answer 1

white man：are you Black?
black man：no,i'm White。
白人：你是布莱克吗？（BLACK是姓叶有黑人的意思）
黑人：不，我是怀特（WHITE是姓也有白人的意思）

Answer 2

一位先生提著提琴赶著去表演
询问一位女士如何前往卡内基大厅
" How can I go to Carnegie Hall?"
女士却回道"Practice! Practice! Practice! "

Answer 3

Dentist: I'm sorry, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars
Mother: But I thought you only charged five dollars
Dentist: But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients away

Answer 4

Hey I heard everyone was yelling about a big rave in Japan.
我听说日本人人都在说一个很大（摇头派对）大海啸。

Answer 5

1.A male deer ran faster and faster ran faster and faster ran faster and faster, finally he becomes highway (deer).
一只公鹿越跑越快越跑越快越跑越快，最后他变成高速公路（鹿）了。

Answer 6

"Are we poisonous?"the young snake asked his mother"Yes"she replied "Why do you ask""I've just bitten my tongue"
“我有毒吗”一幼蛇问母亲“是的”她回答，“你问这个干什么”“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头”