Question

我要一个超级搞笑的笑话，要短的，长的不要。

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Answer 1

10-05-21 13:55 有一个新来的太监，怕睡着了听不见皇上的吩咐，又怕耽误皇上和娘娘的好事，自主张藏在了床底下第二天早上被发现。皇上道：＼＂好你个奴才，在朕的床底下待了几个时辰?＼＂太监跪倒在地答道：＼＂回皇上的话,奴才在床下过了五更天＼＂ 皇上：＼＂你都听到了什么 ?＼＂太监：＼＂一更天，您和娘娘在赏画。＼＂皇上：＼＂此话怎讲?＼＂ 太监：＼＂听您和娘娘讲：来让我看看双峰秀乳。皇上：＼＂二更天呢?＼＂太监：＼＂二更天，您好像掉地下了。＼＂ 皇上：＼＂此话怎讲。＼＂太监：＼＂听娘娘说：‘你快上来呀!’＼＂皇上：＼＂三更天呢?＼＂太监：＼＂你们好像在吃螃蟹.＼＂皇上：＼＂此话怎讲?＼＂太监：＼＂听您在说：＼＇把腿掰开!＼＂皇上：＼＂四更天呢?＼＂太监：＼＂四更天好像您的岳母大人来了。皇上：＼＂此话怎讲?＼＂太监：＼＂奴才听见娘娘高声喊道：＼＇哎呀我的妈呀，哎呀我的妈呀!＼＂皇上：＼＂五更天呢?＼＂太监：＼＂您跟娘娘在下象棋。＼＂皇上：＼＂此话怎讲?＼＂ 太监：＼＂奴才听娘娘说：＼＇再来一炮，再来一炮。 有一个新来的太监，怕睡着了听不见皇上的吩咐，又怕耽误皇上和娘娘的好事，自主张藏在了床底下第二天早上被发现。皇上道：＼＂好你个奴才，在朕的床底下待了几个时辰?＼＂太监跪倒在地答道：＼＂回皇上的话,奴才在床下过了五更天＼＂ 皇上：＼＂你都听到了什么 ?＼＂太监：＼＂一更天，您和娘娘在赏画。＼＂皇上：＼＂此话怎讲?＼＂ 太监：＼＂听您和娘娘讲：来让我看看双峰秀乳。皇上：＼＂二更天呢?＼＂太监：＼＂二更天，您好像掉地下了。＼＂ 皇上：＼＂此话怎讲。＼＂太监：＼＂听娘娘说：‘你快上来呀!’＼＂皇上：＼＂三更天呢?＼＂太监：＼＂你们好像在吃螃蟹.＼＂皇上：＼＂此话怎讲?＼＂太监：＼＂听您在说：＼＇把腿掰开!＼＂皇上：＼＂四更天呢?＼＂太监：＼＂四更天好像您的岳母大人来了。皇上：＼＂此话怎讲?＼＂太监：＼＂奴才听见娘娘高声喊道：＼＇哎呀我的妈呀，哎呀我的妈呀!＼＂皇上：＼＂五更天呢?＼＂太监：＼＂您跟娘娘在下象棋。＼＂皇上：＼＂此话怎讲?＼＂ 太监：＼＂奴才听娘娘说：＼＇再来一炮，再来一炮。

Answer 2

从前有座山，山上有座庙，庙里有个老和尚，还有一个小和尚。有一天，外面飘起了大雪，于是，小和尚说：爸爸，外面下雪了。老和尚着急的回答：是吗？快，赶紧去对面山头的尼姑庵给你妈送棉袄去！

Answer 3

Drink like a fish
A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.

All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her father's boss sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring.

The man checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted his hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at him. He tried his best to ignore her but, finally it was too much for him.

He asked her, "Why are you staring at me.?"

Everyone at the table had noticed her behaviour and the table went quiet for her response.

The little girl said, "My Daddy said you drink like a fish and I don't want to miss it!"

Answer 4

秃驴，敢跟贫道抢师太，找死！

Answer 5

锄禾日当午，汗滴床上铺。谁知睾产物，滴滴皆珍贵。 荤的要不