Question

求求大神翻译！急用

请安静一下，好了。
先自我介绍一下.......我在这个班级作为你们的同伴，以及这位年轻漂亮的老师的学生。虽然我不打算向她学什么东西，但我还是要作为他的学生现在站在这里。接着是关于这次演讲，我完全是被迫的，现在就是拖点时间，我看时间快到了，那就结束了吧。
其实我完全不会英语，刚才那些都是我编的，我实在编不下去了。

以上这些，求大神翻译，拜托不要机翻
“以上这些，求大神翻译，拜托不要机翻”除了这就，其他都拜托翻译一下。如果可以用原来的分段就再好不过。先谢啦！

Answer 1

well, be quiet
let me introduce myself first. I am in this class as your friends/classmate and this beautiful lady's student. Though I don't mean to learn anything from her, I am still here as her student. As to this short speech, i am totally forced to. Well, let's say sth to against time. wow, time's up, let's finish this talk.
As a matter of fact, I don't know English. I fabricated it all. Well, I can't go on...

Answer 2

Please be quiet, allright~
Let me introduce myself.
As a mate of you guys and a genuien student of this pretty teacher right here.
我在这个班级作为你们的同伴，以及这位年轻漂亮的老师的学生

Eventhough I don't plan to learn knowledge from her I will still start my talk as being her student.
虽然我不打算向她学什么东西，但我还是要作为他的学生现在站在这里。

Now about the speech, I am kind of forced. So this is just me, here, right now, killing time. And the time is due and let's end the talk.
接着是关于这次演讲，我完全是被迫的，现在就是拖点时间，我看时间快到了，那就结束了吧。

Acctually I am not good at english, I made up all this and really can't do it any more~~
其实我完全不会英语，刚才那些都是我编的，我实在编不下去了。

呵呵呵 祝楼主成功吧， 我打的也挺欢乐！~

Answer 3

Introduce myself first..., I in this class as your fellow students, as well as the attractive young teacher. Although I do not intend to learn what things to her, but I had to as his students are now standing here. Then it is about the speech, I was forced to, now is the time to drag, I think the time is coming, it's over. I will not English, those are my series, I really couldn't go on.