Question

30分钟内急需！英文高手进！汉译英（在线翻译的免谈！）

自从上了大学我明白了：玩游戏是要通宵的，手机是用来追女生的，人渣都是大学培养的，学校和养老院是差不多的，所有的课都能翘只有体育是不行的，打开水是用来泡面的，刻苦学习的都是交不起学费想赚奖学金的，门门课都是可以就考试那天去一次的，一头猪是可以供食堂吃好几天的，总之上了大学才知道，理想只是高中以前才有的！（希望大家帮忙翻译的专业点，要在演讲中用到！）

Answer 1

(我这是完全手写的！)
Since I have been to college,I understand : play computer game must be overnight.Cell phones are for chasing girls.Dummy is made of colleges.The schools are the same as beadhouse.We may not go to school to learn the other things,but we can't forget the sport class.Opens the water is only to have a bowl of noodles.Students who study hard only for schoolarships to aford tuition. All the classes may not go except the day that was having an exam. One pig can be eaten by the refatory for many days.Anyway, we only know when we are in college that we have dreams before the senior high school.

Answer 2

Since the last college I understand : playing games all night, cell phones are used to recover the girls, met with more armed men are university-trained, schools and homes are roughly the same, all classes can only interpretations of sports, because the open water is used to instant noodles. study hard and can not afford to pay are the desire for tuition scholarships, the doors are classes on the last day of the first test. Pigs can be a canteen and ate for days, in short, of the University of Hong Kong, is ideal additions to the high school before