Question

英语课的duty report 帮忙找点素材?

两个人的对话，内容风趣幽默搞笑之类的。高一的水平，不必太难，通俗易懂为佳。好的可以++50分喔~ 支持原创哟~

Answer 1

一个美国人在中国一家饭店里吃饭。当侍者端上一盘龙虾后，美国人问道：“请问你们怎样处理吃剩的虾壳？”

“当然是倒掉啦，”侍者道。

“NO！NO！NO！”美国人摇摇头说，“在我们美国，吃剩的虾壳就送进工厂里，做成虾饼，然后再卖到你们中国。”

一会儿，侍者又端上了一盘水果，美国人指着其中一个柠檬又问：“请问你们怎样处理吃剩的柠檬皮？” “当然是倒掉啦，”侍者道。

“NO！NO！NO！”

美国人摇摇头说，“在我们美国，吃剩的柠檬皮就送进工厂里，做成果珍，然后再卖到你们中国。”

结帐的时候，美国人一边嚼着口香糖，一边笑着问侍者：“请问你们怎样处理吃剩的口香糖？” “当然是吐掉啦，”侍者道。

“NO！NO！NO！”

美国人摇摇头，得意的说，“在我们美国，嚼过的口香糖就送进工厂里，做成套套，然后再卖到你们中国。”

侍者不耐烦的问道：“那你知道在我们中国，如何处理用过的套套吗？”

“当然是扔掉啦，”美国人道。

侍者摇摇头说：“NO！NO！NO！在我们中国，用过的套套就送进工厂里，做成口香糖，然后再卖到你们美国。”

Answer 2

The wolf wanted to eat the rabbit. The rabbit said, ‘I’m not your food. The other wolf will eat me today. He is bigger and stronger than you are.’

‘Oh, who is he?’ cried the wolf. ‘Come and show me where he lives.’

Then the rabbit led the wolf to a river. The rabbit said ‘He is down there.’ The wolf came to the side of the river and looked down, he saw his own angry face in the water. He thought that it was another wolf. He thought that it was another wolf. He jumped down into the river and wanted to kill the other wolf. But the wolf could not get out again.

question: Who was the other wolf?
Ans: The other wolf was the reflected image of the wolf from the river.

question: What can we learn from this story?
Ans: Don't be fooled by what you see

Answer 3

呃，楼下的回答得已经很好了……选一个最佳答案吧