Question

这篇英语文章讲的是什么啊？谁能大致翻译下。

Naturally, I am I am already 120 years old, back in my 80 years old Hades, please send me an invitation, 90-year-old issued the ultimatum to me! 100-year-old sent a messenger to come push me, I am stubborn, not always; to 120 years old, finally unable to bear his old Hades, actually personally struck the door of my house!
Just open the door, showing in front of me is a ugly face, turned out to be King of Hell! I immediately invited him into the house, give him a cup of tea bubble.
Hades did not drink tea, but said: "You old fool thing! The seat back in a few years ago gave you issue the ultimatum, and you do not dare looked down on the seat!"
I said: "The old lady's fortune, rough, young provincial food inspection by and helpful; adult job seriously, a man of honesty and trustworthiness; about love specifically, it is in every possible way to treat a child! Why this hatred of eight to blame as you go the kind of place where the black whistling? "
Hades was furious: "As we all know, 'illness and death' is a law of nature! Nothing to do with you and against me, but you dare to contend with not a natural law!"
I've also made a fire, shouted: "how was that? Old lady as you vowed never to go! Another arrogant, I'm going to call the police!"
Yama said: "Ok! Count you vicious! To rush to the seat, rein in the sun between the people forgot to bring the treasures of soul, no way you could get a moment! However, from tonight, the seat will stay in your home, eat you, with you, sleep you! "

Has been the past month, and this old guy still would not go back, driving me home to eat the poor, and how to put him away?

Answer 1

你要翻译的是全文吗？
译文：自然地,我是我已经120岁了,回到我的80岁的哈迪斯,请给我发一个邀请,90岁的发布最后通牒给我!百年历史的就差遣使者来推我,我固执,不总是;到120岁,终于无法忍受他的老哈迪斯,其实个人击中了家门口!

刚刚打开门,让在我的前面是一个丑陋的面孔,原来是王的地狱!我立刻邀请他进了屋子,给他一杯茶泡。

阴间也不喝茶,但说:“你这个老傻瓜的东西!阀座早在几年前给你问题最后通牒,和你不敢往下看在座位上!”

我说:“老太太的财富,粗糙,年轻的省级食品检验的和有用的;成人工作认真的人,诚实守信,关于爱的确切地说,它是用各种可能的方法来对待小孩!为什么这种仇恨的责任,因为你走到八种地方的黑色吹口哨?“

哈迪斯生气了:“正如我们都知道的,”疾病和死亡”是一种自然规律!不要跟你和我作对,不过你敢要对付不是一个自然法则!”

我也生了一堆火,大声地喊道:“这是怎么回事?老妇人当你发誓决不去!另一个傲慢自大的人,我就要叫警察了!”

Yama说:“好吧!你就算糟糕。冲到了座位上,控制在太阳的人忘了带之间的宝藏,你的灵魂,没有方法可以得到片刻!然而,从今晚开始,这个座位会停留在你的家里,吃了你,和你在一起的时候,你睡觉!“
已经过去的一个月里,这老家伙仍不愿回去,开车送我回家去吃穷人,以及如何把他拿走了吗?
，希望对你有所用处，谢谢！

Answer 2

自然地,我是我已经120岁了,回到我的80岁的哈迪斯,请给我发一个邀请,90岁的发布最后通牒给我!百年历史的就差遣使者来推我,我固执,不总是;到120岁,终于无法忍受他的老哈迪斯,其实个人击中了家门口!
刚刚打开门,让在我的前面是一个丑陋的面孔,原来是王的地狱!我立刻邀请他进了屋子,给他一杯茶泡。
阴间也不喝茶,但说:“你这个老傻瓜的东西!阀座早在几年前给你问题最后通牒,和你不敢往下看在座位上!”
我说:“老太太的财富,粗糙,年轻的省级食品检验的和有用的;成人工作认真的人,诚实守信,关于爱的确切地说,它是用各种可能的方法来对待小孩!为什么这种仇恨的责任,因为你走到八种地方的黑色吹口哨?“
哈迪斯生气了:“正如我们都知道的,”疾病和死亡”是一种自然规律!不要跟你和我作对,不过你敢要对付不是一个自然法则!”
我也生了一堆火,大声地喊道:“这是怎么回事?老妇人当你发誓决不去!另一个傲慢自大的人,我就要叫警察了!”
Yama说:“好吧!你就算糟糕。冲到了座位上,控制在太阳的人忘了带之间的宝藏,你的灵魂,没有方法可以得到片刻!然而,从今晚开始,这个座位会停留在你的家里,吃了你,和你在一起的时候,你睡觉!“

已经过去的一个月里,这老家伙仍不愿回去,开车送我回家去吃穷人,以及如何把他拿走了吗?

Answer 3

我去尼玛，这肯定是从老英文里拔下来的段子，很多段子放现在都不对的