Question

有谁知道英语的幽默小故事？（最好短一点）

Answer 1

A
schoolteacher
used
to
take
a
short
nap
every
afternoon.
有一位老师每个下午都要打一下盹儿。
When
his
pupils
asked
him
why
he
did
so,
he
said
that
he
went
to
dreamland
to
meet
ancient
sages.
当他的学生问他是怎么回事时，他回答说他到梦境中去见古代的圣人了。
One
extremely
hot
day
some
of
his
pupils
fell
asleep
in
the
classroom.
When
the
school-teacher
chided
them,
they
said,
"We
went
to
meet
the
sages
in
dreamland."
有一天，天气很热，有几个学生在教室里睡着了。当这位老师斥责他们的时候，他们说：“我们去梦里见圣人了。”
"What
did
they
say?"
demanded
the
teacher.
“他们说什么了？”老师问到。
"We
asked
them
if
a
school-
teacher
came
there
every
afternoon,
but
they
said
they
had
seen
no
such
person."
“我们问他们是不是每天下午都有一个老师去他们那儿，但是他们说没见过这个人。”