Question

英语翻译，不要翻译器翻译，在线等，速度要快

Call me old-fashioned. Call me old. Call me what you want, but refuse to become part of this new Internet world.
I do not possess a computer at home or at the office. Actually, I stopped going to an office 35 years ago, when all communications were done with a pen, a typewriter, or, if the matter was of world-shaking importance, over the telephone. Likewise, if you like something advertised in a newspaper or magazine, you visited the shop selling it at the given address, or you phoned, the number shown. Then you spoke to the fellow and asked for further details.
Tell me what you think of the following ad that appeared the other day in the newspaper. It was for a cure for cancer and this is what it said: “Awareness is the key. Visit spfulford. com at the awareness site.” There was no address or telephone number for the site. So what do unfortunate people without a computer do it they are seeking a cure for their illness?
There are, I am told, certain advantages in having access to the Internet. You can, for example, send love messages across the world or even get married to someone that you meet online. This bit doesn’t interest me; I have been happily married for 60 years. There are, of course, other activities for Internet users besides finding love. They can pay bills, order groceries, or discuss with their doctors.
And this is by no means all. More amazing things are yet to come in the near future. I read a newspaper report recently that quoted Stephen Hawking, an important British scientist. “The complexity of a computer as it exists today is probably less than the brain of an earthworm,” he said. “But, as technology advances, computers will become more complex, and a time may come when the Internet may develop ‘consciousness.’ In other words, the Internet will be able to think, have feelings, and may well be able to act on its own.”
If Professor Hawking is right, I may change my attitude about conjurers. As I grow older each day, I would like one of those that not only thinks for me but also accepts responsibilities for all my mistakes.
60．What’s the meaning of the title “Count Me Out”?
A．Get me out of the Internet world.
B．Computers are trying to take control of life.
C．Modern technology pushes old people away.
D．Do not expect me to be a supporter of the Internet.
61．According to Paragraph 2, the author thinks computers are .
A．unnecessary B．convenient C．expensive D．advanced
62．What might the author like about the future computer?
A．Taking blames. B．Curing illnesses.
C．Delivering messages. D．Responding to emotions.

Answer 1

叫我老派。叫我老。叫我你想要什么，但拒绝成为这个新的互联网世界的一部分。
我不具备在家里或在办公室的电脑。其实，我不再去到35年前，当所有的通信被用钢笔，打字机，或者，如果这个问题做了震惊世界的重要性，通过电话，是办公室。同样，如果你喜欢在报纸或杂志广告的东西，你访问了一家卖在给定的地址，或者你打电话，显示的号码。然后，你说话的家伙和进一步的细节要求。
告诉我你下面的广告出现在报纸上的另一天的想法。这是对一种治疗癌症，这是它说：“意识是关键。访问spfulford。在现场的COM的意识。“有没有网站的地址或电话号码。因此，没有一台电脑是什么不幸的人这样做，他们正在寻求为他们的病治好？
还有，我听说在有上网的，一定的优势。您可以，例如，发送邮件在整个世界的爱，甚至结婚的人，你满足在线。这一点，我不感兴趣，我已经结婚60年快乐。除此之外，当然，互联网用户的其他活动，除了寻找爱情。他们可以支付帐单，订购物品，或与他们的医生讨论。
这绝不是所有。更令人惊奇的事情还在后头，在不久的将来。我读了报纸报道援引最近斯蒂芬霍金，一个重要的英国科学家。 “一个电脑，因为它目前存在的复杂性可能比少的蚯蚓的大脑，”他说。 “但是，随着技术的进步，电脑将变得更加复杂，一时间可能会上网的时候有可能发展的意识。'换句话说，互联网将能思考，有感情，并很可能能够采取行动它自己的。“
如果霍金教授是对的，我可能会改变我对魔术师的态度。当我长大的每一天，我想对那些不仅对我认为之一，但还接受我所有的过错责任。

Answer 2

。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。要速度快 自己翻译啊