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求高手英文翻译！！翻译机器请绕路走！！！！！

Anyway, Harry Reeds said “Parents don’t want their children look out of the school bus window and see a problem. Especially if it’s blocking of you and the Casino.” Yes, block to the Casino. Don’t worry. Well, according to the New York post, formal Delaware Senate candidate Christine Ordonald, you remember her on ‘I’m not witch’? Well, she’s considering going on dancing with the stars. Well at least maybe people will finally taking her seriously. Huh? Hopefully, hopefully. And George Clooney told Newsweek he will never be president of the United States because he slept with too many women and too many girls. On the other hand, does qualify him for congress. Oh what else? Oh, no more whores. Oh.. You know I mentioned Charlie Sheen earlier in the model of and he’s doing these interviews everywhere about his partying life style, but you know Charlie’ is a smart guy and I wanted ask about current events.

Answer 1

不管怎么说，Harry Reeds说：“家长不希望他们的孩子透过校车的玻璃窗发现你的问题，尤其是这辆车处在你和一个赌场之间。”是的，阻碍了赌场。不用担心。根据纽约邮报，德拉瓦州参议院代表Christine Ordonald，你记得她上过“我不是女巫”的节目不是吗？她正在考虑和明星一起跳舞，以至于最后她能吸引人们的目光引发一场争议。希望如此希望如此。George Clooney 告诉新闻周刊他永远不会成为美国总统，因为他和太多的女子上过床了。除去这些，他的资历确实能让他在国会占一席之地。还有呢？别再来娼妓了。你知道我之前提过Charlie Sheen ，他就他的派对生活法到处做访谈，不过你知道他是个很聪明的人，我还想问一些最近的事情。

额。。尽了我所能。。不过怎么觉得这篇文章不知所云，前后没有逻辑啊。。还是我的理解能力又查了咧。。

Answer 2

这文章语法有着很大的问题
翻不了吖 ==
look out of the school bus window and see a problem. Especially if it’s blocking of you and the Casino.”

从校巴窗口往外看和看见问题。(?)
尤其是当他当着你和赌场之间。(?)