Question

请帮忙翻译一下下面这篇短文吧

每次老婆和老公吵架，老婆就到厕所呆半天。这样的次数多了，老公就不得不问老婆：在厕所干吗呢？好像还挺解气？老婆说：刷马桶！老公问刷马桶也能解气？老婆说：不知道，反正每次用的都是你的牙刷。

Answer 1

Times wife and husband fight, the wife to the toilet stay half a day. This much, my husband will have to ask a wife: why in the toilet? Like still pretty coalbed? The wife say: brush the toilet! The husband asked brush toilet can also coalbed? The wife say: I don't know. Anyway, each are used in your toothbrush

Answer 2

Every time the wife argues with her husband, she will stay in the toilet for a long time. After several times husband asked her: " what's on with you in the toliet? Seems you can relax yourself in WC?!" Wife answered:" just wash the closestool."
Husband: " You can let you off with doing this?"
Wife: " I don't know. But every time what I use to wash the closestool is your teethbrush."

Answer 3

Each wife and her husband quarrel, a wife, spent half a day to the toilet. This more often, and her husband had to ask his wife: in the toilet doing? Seems kinda vent? His wife said: toilet brush! Asked her husband can vent the toilet brush? Wife says: Do not know, anyway, are you with each toothbrush.

Answer 4

O(∩_∩)O哈哈哈~好好笑，为什么要翻译？