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跪求英语对话笑话！要2个人的对话！每个角色10几句就OK啦！顺便带埋翻译！谢谢啦

Answer 1

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.
福尔摩斯和华生先生去野营，他们吃饱喝足后就躺下睡了，
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
几个小时后，福尔摩斯醒了叫醒他的好朋友，
"Watson, look up and tell me what you see."
华生起来，看看然后告诉我你所看见的
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
华生说我看见我看见数以万计的星星，
"What does that tell you?"
这说明什么？
Watson pondered for a minute.
华生想了一分钟，
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
“从天文学角度，这说明那是无数的星系和看不见的星体，
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
占星术角度说，我看到那个星座是狮子座。
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
从辩时间能力上说，我推断出现在大致是三点一刻
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
神学角度来说，我深刻体会到上帝的强有力和我们人类的渺小
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell YOU?"
气象学来说，我认为明天天气晴朗，怎么样，你怎么看？
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
福尔摩斯沉默几分钟说，
"Watson, you idiot. Some jerk has stolen our tent."
华生你个笨蛋，我们的帐篷被偷了，