Question

唐伯虎点秋香中经典对白的英文翻译

惨人：妈的！（走到唐伯虎跟前，两人对峙）大哥，你别闹了。你看看你那么干净，进去化个妆再来吧。你看看我，烂命一条，满手烂疮，你怎么惨得过我啊？ 唐伯虎：你不要跟我比啊，我最受不了人家跟我比了！ 惨人：跟你比又怎么样？ 唐伯虎：你这不是在逼我吗？ 惨人：你能比我惨吗？ （唐伯虎拾起一根棍，将自己的胳膊打断） 唐伯虎：你说你满手烂疮，我现在整条手都断了，谁比谁惨呀！ 惨人：你玩得太绝了吧？！ 唐伯虎：你老子我今天跟你卯上了！ 惨人：老子陪你玩到底！妈的，来呀！（拿棍子砸破自己的头，血流如注）想跟我玩？我连命都不要了，看你怎么跟我比！谁－敢－比－我－惨－啊？！（倒地身亡） 唐伯虎：好小子，算你惨，我们后会有期了！

Answer 1

　　Miserable man: Damn! (Come to enjoy a display in front of the two stand-off) big brother, you are joking. You look so clean you are, come into the makeup of a bar. You look at me, a bad life, full of rotten sore hand, how miserable you too I ah?
　　Flirting: Do you not talk to me than, ah, I can not stand people like me than it!
　　Miserable people: to you than what?
　　Flirting: Do you not force me to do this?
　　Miserable: you can suffer more than I do? (Flirting picked up a stick, his arm broken)
　　Flirting: Do you say you are full of rotten sore hands, I now have the whole hand off, and who more than anyone else suffer it! Miserable: you played too hard and never, right? !
　　Flirting: I have told you I had you Maoshang!
　　Miserable people: I play with you in the end! Mom, come here! (Holding stick smashed his head, bleeding profusely) I want to play? I do not even have a life, than to see how you like me! Who - dare - than - I - miserable - ah? ! (Lying on the ground dead)
　　Flirting: Atta boy, count your miserable, we meet again it!