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请英语高手翻译下面的英语短话，这对我很重要！不要用翻译器！

我有一件事要和你说，在我说之前请你不要生气。我想了一晚上，我觉得我们还是不要见面为好，因为这是个很现实的问题。中国人普遍都含蓄！见面反而不现实了，一切都会和原来变得不一样!如果你来中国旅游，我非常欢迎你！我会告诉你一些名胜古迹，或者好吃好玩的地方，让你度过一次快乐的中国之旅！如果你是来中国教学我英语，在网上我们交谈也能学好英语，只要我想学没有不可能的对吧!还有就是，你来中国，我不会说英语也你不会说汉语，我们会很难沟通。这样反而会拉远我们之间的朋友关系。如果这样还不如在网上我用翻译软件和你聊天强！换位思考，如果是你是我，你你会像我这么做吗？！我想你会的，谢谢你的热情，中国有句古话：“有缘千里来相会，无缘对面不相逢”。如果我们有缘就一定会见面的，只是时间问题！谢谢，英语高手们请帮我翻译下！这我的新号，以前的号没积分了！现在我只有20分，我知道这分翻译短文的确不够，可是我已经尽力了！不要用翻译器！！

Answer 1

I have one thing to say to you, please don't be angry with me before I say it. I think for a night, I think we still do not meet as well, because this is a very real problem. Chinese people are generally implicit! Instead of reality, everything will be different from the original! If you come to China, I would like to welcome you! I will tell you some places of interest, or delicious fun place, let you spend a happy trip to china! If you are to teach me English, just chatting on the Internet can also learn English well, as long as I want to learn is not possible right! There is, you come to China, I'm not said English you do not speak Chinese, we will be very difficult to communicate. This will pull away from our friends. If this is not as good as in the Internet, I use the translation software and chat with you! Empathy, if you were me, would you like me to do it?! I think you will, thank you for your warm China, there's an old saying: "a little place, missed the opposite is not met". If we had the chance to meet, it's just a matter of time!

Answer 2

首先我想问一下你这个题主是男的还是女的呀？如果是男的我帮你，如果是女的，还是滚远点儿。还是滚远点儿。

Answer 3

There is something I want to say to you. pls don't be angry after hearing it.
After a whole night thinking, I think we'd better not to meet each other, because it is a very actual problem. Chinese are usually subtle, it is not realistic for us to meet, and everything will be quite different if we meet. You will be very welcomed if you come to China for a tour, I will tell you many places of historical interest, and good places where you can have delicious food and lots of fun, to help you have a wonderful journey in China. If you want to come to China to teach me English, it will not be necessary, because my English can also be better and better by communication on the internet with you, as long as I try my best to learn it, right?On the other hand, if you come to see me, it will be very hard for us to communice because we can not speak each others' mother language, which will make the distance of our friendship even more far away. So I really would rather talk with you on the internet with the translation software. Let's change-place-reflect, if you were in my place, would you do the same? I think you would.
Thank you for your enthusiasm, there is an old saying in China :' If meeting each other is our destiny, we will finally meet no matter the distance, if not, we will not know each other even face to face '. So if it is our destiny, we will finally meet each other, it is just a matter of time!

祝好运啊！
看了看，放心用我的吧！

Answer 4

My friend,please don't be angry before i say that. I have thought about it for one night, and i think we'd better don't have a meeting now. Chinese are always traditional, keeping distance is a good way to go on our friendship. Meeting will kill the feeling of mystery and many things will be different. I will welcome you visiting China,and will introduce the scenic spots ,the wonderful snacks to you,making sure you will have a happy China goes.
If we meet face to face, i can't say English and you can't say Chinese,so difficult to communicate! It does harm to our friendship! I don' want that ,and i think so do you! If you are in my place, will you make the same decision? I don't know ,but i hope you can understand me .
Thinks for you passion very much! It's nice to be your friend，really!
绝对自己翻译的 但是做了一些改动 希望能符合你的要求帮助到你哦

Answer 5

I have one thing to say to you, before I say please do not get angry. I think it for one night that we had better not meet because this is a very real problem. Chinese people are generally subtle! it will be unrealisticwhile we meet and everything will become not the same asbefore. If you come to China to travel, I welcome you! I will introduce you some places of interest, or delicious food and funny places, so that you will have a happy trip to China! If you are teaching me English in China, i think i can learn english well when we talk on line as long as I want to learn nothing is impossible for it! by the way, if you come to China, I can not speak English and you can not speak Chinese, we would be very difficult to communicate. So it will pull away the friendship between us. it will be better for me to chat with u on line with translation software! if you are on my position,you would do the same thing like what i am doing now? ! I think you will, thank you for your enthusiasm, there is a old saying in China "if we a fated to meet ,we will meet no matter how far it is and if we are not fated to meet we will miss each other even you walk beside me.If we will surely destined to meet, we will meet one dau it is just a matter of time!
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也不知道你翻译的对不对啊！语法时态你确定都正确吗，这真的很重要