Question

请英语高手翻译下面的英语短话，这对我很重要！不要用翻译器！

我有一件事要和你说，在我说之前请你不要生气。我想了一晚上，我觉得我们还是不要见面为好，因为这是个很现实的问题。中国人普遍都含蓄！见面反而不现实了，一切都会和原来变得不一样!如果你来中国旅游，我非常欢迎你！我会告诉你一些名胜古迹，或者好吃好玩的地方，让你度过一次快乐的中国之旅！如果你是来中国教学我英语，在网上我们交谈也能学好英语，只要我想学没有不可能的对吧!还有就是，你来中国，我不会说英语也你不会说汉语，我们会很难沟通。这样反而会拉远我们之间的朋友关系。如果这样还不如在网上我用翻译软件和你聊天强！换位思考，如果是你是我，你你会像我这么做吗？！我想你会的，谢谢你的热情，中国有句古话：“有缘千里来相会，无缘对面不相逢”。如果我们有缘就一定会见面的，只是时间问题！谢谢，英语高手们请帮我翻译下！这我的新号，以前的号没积分了！现在我只有20分，我知道这分翻译短文的确不够，可是我已经尽力了！不要用翻译器！！

Answer 1

I have something to tell you, and please have a sit before it. After a whole night thinking, I think it's better for both of us to keep the status quo. Chinese prefer to be euphemistic when make new friends. Face to face is too early for us now, I'm afraid it will change our present feeling. It's so good that I want to hold it for a little longer. Therefore, can we have a wating and just talk on internet, now?
Of course, I'll practice my English continuously with your help. China is a amazing place and be worth for you to have a visit here. Welcome warmly to be here! Then I must be your guide to show you the place of historical interest and scenic beauty, also, the delicious food and nosh. Chinese has an old saying: As decreed by providence you have met him; otherwise you might have failed although you traveled a long way. If we have the wish we will meet one day.
后面的大意如文，没有逐字翻译。恕我直言，您的汉语直译过去会把外国人看糊涂的，他很难明白你到底是什么意思。所以我代亮弯乱你拒绝了他的面见，但保敬档持客气和友好。
楼上的翻译很诡异，有些词用的很不恰当闹岁，建议您自己用字典查一查，别搞误会了。

Answer 2

I have some words to say with you,please do not be angry,one night thinking,I think to meet is not better,there is a actual problem that most of chinese are euphemistic,meeting is so unreality,
I am afraid everything wil be changed,I do not like it.if you come to china for traveling,you will be warmly welcome,I will introduce some interesting places,I think it will be a nice travel of china;in other words,if you come to china just for teaching me english,I think we can chat on network for my learning english,it is not impossible to learn english well with my best;we will be hard to communicate with each other,because you can not speak chinese, I can not speak enlish well,it is very bad;I prefer to chat on the internet,perspective-taking,if you are me ,what will you do,I think you will be the same to me,thanks a lot for your enthusiasm,there is a word in china that As decreed by providence you have met him; otherwise you might have failed although you traveled a long way;if we have the fate,we will meet at sometime,time is the only question
口语迟含聊天不能像官方或商务英语那样正式和码蠢笑礼节性,否则会容易增加彼此间的陌生感;口语聊天翻译讲究随意和简洁;
与外国朋友见面,我觉得没什么不可以啊!就当朋友相处,朋友是用心相处,不是用语言;彼此一颗真诚的心,语言是档亮可以学的;就可以成为朋友!

Answer 3

Well..There's something I wanna talk to you is...But plz don't be angry if you heard this.This thing I've been thank of it for a whole night.I think we'd better not see each other do not connect to each other.That's beacause it's really such a fucking stupid problem which will be confusing bettween us.In fact all of us who are from china are all a little bit shy and embarrassed of course.If we still want to see each other for something we follow and worth it that will must be so embarrassing at the end.Everything will be different from the past of the days we stayed together.If you want to come to C.N just for travelling I will be very very happy ok?I will show you around and take you to anywhere you want to go and anywhere you want to play to let you enjoy yourself during your travelling in china.If you just want to teach me somthing in english we can do it online ok?That must be the greatest idea ever isn't it?!It's not impossible for me to learn it unless I do not want to.If you come here.We must be stuck in the lacks of communication right?That will be suck it will make each other much more unhapper in the coming days' living together.But I get a good idea.That is why we do not just communicate each other online just like yestaurday?That will be pretty awesome and great but...Here I want to say one thing to you that is SORRY!I cheat you I cheat your heart I'm sorry I know I'm such a creepy fucking asshole I didn't tell you I can't speak english will sorry...I hope we can still be the good friends we can still keep our frendship and keep it forever I apologize to that thing is i didn't tell you the truth I'm such a creepy fucking creature..I..Damn it Sorry I just can't control my mood so well...That's beacause I'm very very cared about you and love you but I think it's time to tell you the truth sorry for that dear I think we can still be the best friends forever and never break it up

Answer 4

I've got one thing to tell you. Please do not get angry before I tell you that. I thinked of that thing for one night, and we had better not meet. That is a reality problem-Chinese people is regularly very implicit! If we get meet,this problem will not become a reality problem, and all the problems will got change! If you come to China for a tour, I welcome, with enthusiasm, and I'd like to tell you some tourist attraction or places to eat or to enjoy, of course, and I'll make this journey to China full of happiness! If you come to China to teach me English, we can communicate on the Internet. If I want to learn from you, nothing is impossible, right? And, you know, if you come to China, you cannot speak Chinese and I also cannot speak English, it will be difficult to communicate. If it become that, rather than I use translation software to talk to you on the Internet! Change mind, if you are me, will you do like me? I think you will, and thanks for your enthusiasm. A Chinese proverb says:'If the fate is right, two men will got meet.' If our fate is right, we will certainly meet! It is only a question of time.
我很能理解楼主的心情，或许你与一位誉明很要好洞隐的外国朋友有庆颤告一些尴尬的事情。希望你能把这件事办妥！不要灰心！

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Answer 5

I have something to tell you. Please don't get angry before I say it. I thought about it all night. I think it's better that we don't meet each other, because it's a real problem. Chinese people are generally implicit! It's unrealistic to meet each other, everything will be different from the original! If you come to China for tourism, I welcome you very much! I will tell you some places of interest, or places of good taste and fun, so that you can have a happy trip to China! If you come to China to teach my English, we can learn English well when we talk on the Internet. As long as I want to learn it, it's impossible, right? Besides, when you come to China, I can't speak English and you can't speak Chinese. It's hard for us to communicate. In this way, it will further our friendship. If this is not as good as online I use translation software and you chat strong! Transposition thinking, if you were me, would you do like me?! I think you will. Thank you for your enthusiasm. There is an