Question

悬赏50分，把这段翻译乐吧？

初恋像是一块狗皮膏药！

估计除了小米会这么侮辱我的初恋之外，没人会做出这么有水准的诗来。她厌恶并且仇恨出现在我身边的任何一个男孩，总是不遗余力地诋毁他们。我总是笑吟吟地说：“像你说的，我们的友谊与日月同在，永垂不朽！”她挥挥手，挥斥方遒地说：“妈呀，都永垂不朽了！那怎么得了袄？”

从小到大，我就是一个乖孩子，父母和老师要我做什么我就做什么，很少做出格的事，小米却和我截然不同，她就像是一个男孩子，整天风风火火，一点淑女的形象也没有。人家好心的告诉她要笑不露齿，要不多不雅观啊多不文静啊多不像女孩子呀，你猜她怎么着，她冲着人家的鼻子挥舞着拳头，大呼小叫地说文静个屁，装啥啊装，我这是让牙齿多见见太阳，这叫好，你整天闭着嘴巴绷着一张脸像死了亲爹亲妈似的，丧气不丧气呀。那人当时一声没有了，连大气都不敢喘了，怕再说的话，小米把人家祖坟都给掘出来骂一通。

Answer 1

The first love seems a piece of dog skin medicated plaster!

Estimate the millet will humiliate so my first love, besides which, ， the nobody will do to have so the poem of level.She disgust and the old grudge appear at my nearby whichever boy and always spare no effort ground to slander them.I always smile to sing ground to say:"Be like you to say of, our comities and sun and moon together at, will long be remembered by posterity!"She flick and flick to scold square Qiu ground to say:"Mama ah, all would long be remembered by posterity!That how will all this end Ao?"

Since the childhood, I am a good little boy, parents and teacher to want me to do what I do what, seldom do a business of space, millet but with I entirely different, she seems a boy's son, all day long the breeze breeze fire fire, some image of fair lady also has no.Tell of somebody else good heart that she wants to smile not to grin, not much not refined to look at have another not gentle and quiet much be unlike girl's son ah, you guess her how to wear, she hurtles a somebody else's nose to brandish a fist and loudly appeal to the public small call ground say gentle and quiet fart, pack what pack, I this is to let the tooth see the sun more, this shout bravo, you shut mouth to stretch tight a face to be like to die father close mama all day long, frustrated not frustrated.If that person 1 had no at that time, connect the atmospheres all dared not to breathe heavily, fear say again, millet somebody else's ancestral grave all to dug out to scold 1.

哈哈,用金山快译2007弄的,要真的用人来翻译的话,那会死人的..

Answer 2

用金山快译弄的就是别扭,很多时态是拧着的.

First love seems like a piece of Chinese medicated patch

Only XiaoMi humiliates my first love like so, No one else can ever come up with a saying like this.She hates every boy that appears in my sight and always spare no effort to put them down.I always smile to sing ground to say:"as you said, our friendship will last for ever just like the sun and moon that never part, will long be remembered by posterity!"She always frown adn say:"oh my loard, all would long be remembered by posterity!damn shit!

I've always been a good little boy since childhood, do anything parents and teacher want me to do , seldom do anything evil or out of character. XiaoMi and I entirely different, she is such a tomboy, ,always in a hurry and not lady like at all.People tell her not to laugh so loud it's much better to just smile or grin, and looks much more ladylike, but she replied with fiery that its better to be natural then to pretend. What's the point to not let your tooth see the sun anymore, and she tells peole to shut up and mind their own business. No one dared to breathe heavily and say anymore, fear that is they say anything again, XiaoMi will be so angry and dig up their ancestral grave

以上是我手翻的,也没死吗.

我是海外华人.相信我.不要相信不通顺的机器!

Answer 3

The first love picture is together the quack remedy! The estimate can such insult me besides the millet the first love,nobody can make such has the standard the poem. She loathes and hatesappears in my side any boy, always sparely no effort slanders them. Ialways with a smile said that, "Likes you to say, our friendship andthe livelihood with in, are immortal!" She waves the hand, the boldside 遒 said: "The mother, all was immortal! That how lined jacket?" From infancy to maturity, I am a clever child, the parents and teacherwant me to be any me to make any, very little makes the out of theordinary matter, the millet actually and I entirely different, she onthe picture is a boy, hurriedly, a virtuous young woman's image alsodoes not have all day. Others good intention tells her to need tosmile does not reveal the tooth, or many uncouth many not gentle aremany does not like the girl, you guessed she how, she does flushothers nose to brandish the fist, shouts and wrangles said the gentlefart, what does install attire, my this is lets the tooth sees thesun, this applauds, you shut the mouth to stretch a face picture allday to die the biological father to kiss the mother to resemble, wasdisheartened. That person of, all has not dared the atmosphere tobreathe heavily at that time, feared again said the speech, the milletall gives others ancestral grave selects scolds.