Question

简单的英语笑话，初一水平，短一些，有翻译的

Answer 1

Let me take it down

An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest and most useless thing that I have ever seen ."
"Pleas ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea who I know."

为我所用
一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”

“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。
望采纳！祝好~

Answer 2

Let me take it down

An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest and most useless thing that I have ever seen ."
"Pleas ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea who I know."

为我所用
一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”

“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。

Answer 3

呵呵，这个一搜一大堆

Answer 4

救护车的英文是 俺不能死