Question

急！！求一篇英语演讲稿（要幽默）

我演讲的时候语速均匀，所以总时间不得超过一分钟。我是初二学生，要适合我们这个年龄 小笑话也可以 谢 ！！！！！！ 如果我非常非常满意更是重币悬赏！！！！

Answer 1

I want to be a headmaster when I grow up. Because I think that’s a good job. My school is in the forest. It’s very beautiful. I go to work by Benz at eight o’clock in the morning.
The teachers in my school are kind and patient. The female teachers are good looking and young. The male teachers are handsome and strong. They are all hardworking so they get good salary.
The children in my school have three classes in the morning. In the afternoon, they play and pick up mushrooms or strawberries in the forest. They have no homework. They are very happy! At four o’clock in the afternoon, I go home with kinds of mushrooms and fruits in my Benz. They are for my dinner.
I want to be a headmaster of my own school. Because I think that's a good job.
（这是我的演讲稿，希望采纳，谢谢）

Answer 2

I Wasn't Asleep
　　　When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
　　　"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
　　　"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
　　　"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

　　我没有睡着
　　当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！”
　　　 “我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。
　　　 “没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？”
　　　 “我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”

Answer 3

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Answer 4

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Answer 5

演讲什么啊，啥都不知道，怎么写给你啊