Question

帮我翻译一下英语小剧【急用】

我可以帮助你吗？
请给你那个篮球。
是这个吗？
是的。
请给我三百元。谢谢。
先生等等，这是假币。
好多钱呀。
站住，小偷，站住。
终于甩掉了，我真幸运。
什么？假币？气死我了！
（可以在适当的地方加几句）

Answer 1

What can I do for you ?
Please give me that basketball.
Is it?
Yes
300 yuan,please.
Excuse me ,sir ,wait please.This money is of fake.
oh,so much money.
Stop,you ,stealer.Stop!
Finally flung off, .I'm lucky enough today.
What?False currency?My god ,shit!

Answer 2

I am in aid of you?
Please give you that basketball.
Are you this?
Yes.
Please give me 300 dollars.Thanks.
Sir's etc., this be the false currency.
A lot of money.
Stop, burglar, stop.
Finally flung off, I was true lucky.
What?False currency?Grieve me!