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1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指，但竟没有一个同学注意到，令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐着谈天的时候，她突然站起来大声说：“哎呀，这里真热呀，我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。” 2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她：“你是否怀孕了？” “是啊！”女佣回道。 “亏你还说得出口，你还没有结婚，难道不觉得害羞吗？”女主人再次训。 “我为什么要害羞，女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗？” “可是我怀的是我丈夫的！”女主人生气地反驳。 “我也是啊！”女佣高兴地附和。 3、一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服，就是把口子在后面扣上，可以挡风。一天他酒后驾驶， 翻了，一头栽在路旁。警察赶到： 警察甲：好严重的车祸。 警察乙：是啊，脑袋都撞到后面去了。 警察甲：嗯，还有呼吸，我们帮他把头转回来吧。 警察乙：好.....一、二使劲，转回来了。 警察甲：嗯，没有呼吸了....... 4、在一条七拐八拐的乡村公路上，因为时常发生车祸，所以常常有一些鬼故事发生，有一天晚上，有一个出租车司机看见路边有一个长发披肩，身着白衣的女人向他招手，因为这个司机没有见过鬼，所以大胆的停下来让她上车了，这一路上,司机虽然不信有鬼，心里也毛毛的，所以时常从后视镜看后面的女人，开着开着，突然司机发现那个女人不见了！司机吓了一大跳，赶紧踩了一个刹车！只见那个女人满脸是血，表情狰狞。司机吓的牙直打颤。突然那女人开口了：“你会不会开车啊！我低头系个鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了……” 5、一个病人去看病，医生检查了他，皱着眉头说：“您病得太严重了，恐怕不会活多久了。” 病人：“求您告诉我我还能活多久？” 医生：“十……” 病人着急地问：“十什么？十年？？十个月？？？十天？？？？？” 医生：“十，九，八，七，六，五……” 6、老师：“你能说一些18世纪科学家共同特点吗？” 学生：“能，他们都死了。” 7、犀粪蜣和蚊子谈恋爱，蜣问蚊子是做什么工作的，蚊子说：“护士，打针的。”蜣一拍大腿：“缘分呐，我是中药局搓药丸的…” 8、一非洲人住在某一宾馆。夜半，起火，不明原因。非洲人见状顾不了那么许多，光着身子就跑出去了。消防员见状惊呼：“我的妈呀！都烧的糊了吧区的了还能跑那么快！” 9、一个人想出国考察，但必须得到老总批准。于是他向老总请示，老总给了他一张字条，上面写着：“Go ahead”。 那人想：“Go ahead=前进，老总是批准了。”于是他开始打点行李。 一个同事见到了他问：“你在做什啊？？”他说：“我准备出国考察，老总批准了，给我写了‘Go ahead’。” 同事一见条就乐了：“咱们老总根本就没批准！！咱老总的英语水平你还不知道，他这是在说去个头！” 10、牧师对买了他马和马车的农夫说：“这匹马只能听懂教会的语言，叫"感谢上帝"它就跑;叫"赞美上帝"它才停下。”农夫将信将疑，他试着喊了一声感谢上帝，那匹马立刻飞奔起来，越跑越快。一只跑到悬崖边上惊恐的农夫才想起让它停下来的口令“赞美上帝”。果然，马停下来了。死里逃生的农夫长出一口气：“感谢上帝………”
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1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \"oh, it's really hot in here, I think I'd better take off your ring.\" 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \"are you pregnant?\" \"Yes!\" The maid answered. Export \"kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy?\" The hostess training again. \"Why should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\" \"But I conceive is my husband!\" The hostess retorted angrily. \"Me too!\" The maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn his head back. Po2: good... One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing... 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: \"would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose...\" 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \"you too serious ill, I'm afraid I won't live much longer.\" Patient: \"please tell me how long will I live?\" Doctor: \"ten...\" Patient anxiously asked: \"what? Ten years?? Ten months??? Ten days?????\" Doctor: \"ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...\" 6, teacher: \"can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics?\" Student: \"yes, they are all dead.\" 7, rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquito is to do what work, the mosquito said: \"nurse, give or take an injection.\" Qiang a clap a thigh: \"the fate, I am a traditional Chinese medicine bureau rub pills...\" 8, the africans live in a hotel. In the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. Before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. Firefighters said exclaimed: \"my mama ah! All paste the burned area can run so fast!\" 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: \"Go ahead\". The man thought, \"Go ahead = progress, boss is approved.\" So he started to packing. A colleague to see he asked: \"what are you doing?\" He said: \"I'm ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me 'Go ahead'.\" Colleague of joy at the sight of article: \"let's boss haven't approved!!!!! Our boss English don't you know, he is said to head!\" 10, priests to buy his horse and carriage of the farmer said, \"this horse can only understand the language of the church, call\" thank god \"it ran; called\" praise god \"it didn't stop.\" Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \"praise god\". Sure enough, the horse stopped. Close the farmer grows a sigh: \"thank god.........\"
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1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指，但竟没有一个同学注意到，令她忿忿不平。到下午大家坐着谈天的时候，她突然站起来大声说：“哎呀，这里真热呀，我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧。” 2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她：“你是否怀孕了？” “是啊！”女佣回道。 “亏你还说得出口，你还没有结婚，难道不觉得害羞吗？”女主人再次训。 “我为什么要害羞，女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗？” “可是我怀的是我丈夫的！”女主人生气地反驳。 “我也是啊！”女佣高兴地附和。 3、一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服，就是把口子在后面扣上，可以挡风。一天他酒后驾驶， 翻了，一头栽在路旁。警察赶到： 警察甲：好严重的车祸。 警察乙：是啊，脑袋都撞到后面去了。 警察甲：嗯，还有呼吸，我们帮他把头转回来吧。 警察乙：好.....一、二使劲，转回来了。 警察甲：嗯，没有呼吸了....... 4、在一条七拐八拐的乡村公路上，因为时常发生车祸，所以常常有一些鬼故事发生，有一天晚上，有一个出租车司机看见路边有一个长发披肩，身着白衣的女人向他招手，因为这个司机没有见过鬼，所以大胆的停下来让她上车了，这一路上,司机虽然不信有鬼，心里也毛毛的，所以时常从后视镜看后面的女人，开着开着，突然司机发现那个女人不见了！司机吓了一大跳，赶紧踩了一个刹车！只见那个女人满脸是血，表情狰狞。司机吓的牙直打颤。突然那女人开口了：“你会不会开车啊！我低头系个鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了……” 5、一个病人去看病，医生检查了他，皱着眉头说：“您病得太严重了，恐怕不会活多久了。” 病人：“求您告诉我我还能活多久？” 医生：“十……” 病人着急地问：“十什么？十年？？十个月？？？十天？？？？？” 医生：“十，九，八，七，六，五……” 6、老师：“你能说一些18世纪科学家共同特点吗？” 学生：“能，他们都死了。” 7、犀粪蜣和蚊子谈恋爱，蜣问蚊子是做什么工作的，蚊子说：“护士，打针的。”蜣一拍大腿：“缘分呐，我是中药局搓药丸的…” 8、一非洲人住在某一宾馆。夜半，起火，不明原因。非洲人见状顾不了那么许多，光着身子就跑出去了。消防员见状惊呼：“我的妈呀！都烧的糊了吧区的了还能跑那么快！” 9、一个人想出国考察，但必须得到老总批准。于是他向老总请示，老总给了他一张字条，上面写着：“Go ahead”。 那人想：“Go ahead=前进，老总是批准了。”于是他开始打点行李。 一个同事见到了他问：“你在做什啊？？”他说：“我准备出国考察，老总批准了，给我写了‘Go ahead’。” 同事一见条就乐了：“咱们老总根本就没批准！！咱老总的英语水平你还不知道，他这是在说去个头！” 10、牧师对买了他马和马车的农夫说：“这匹马只能听懂教会的语言，叫"感谢上帝"它就跑;叫"赞美上帝"它才停下。”农夫将信将疑，他试着喊了一声感谢上帝，那匹马立刻飞奔起来，越跑越快。一只跑到悬崖边上惊恐的农夫才想起让它停下来的口令“赞美上帝”。果然，马停下来了。死里逃生的农夫长出一口气：“感谢上帝………”
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1 the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \"oh, it's really hot in here, I think I'd better take off your ring.\" 2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \"are you pregnant?\" \"Yes!\" The maid answered. Export \"kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy?\" The hostess training again. \"Why should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\" \"But I conceive is my husband!\" The hostess retorted angrily. \"Me too!\" The maid happy to echo. 3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn his head back. Po2: good... One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing... 4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mind also maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: \"would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose...\" 5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \"you too serious ill, I'm afraid I won't live much longer.\" Patient: \"please tell me how long will I live?\" Doctor: \"ten...\" Patient anxiously asked: \"what? Ten years?? Ten months??? Ten days?????\" Doctor: \"ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...\" 6, teacher: \"can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics?\" Student: \"yes, they are all dead.\" 7, rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquito is to do what work, the mosquito said: \"nurse, give or take an injection.\" Qiang a clap a thigh: \"the fate, I am a traditional Chinese medicine bureau rub pills...\" 8, the africans live in a hotel. In the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. Before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. Firefighters said exclaimed: \"my mama ah! All paste the burned area can run so fast!\" 9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: \"Go ahead\". The man thought, \"Go ahead = progress, boss is approved.\" So he started to packing. A colleague to see he asked: \"what are you doing?\" He said: \"I'm ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me 'Go ahead'.\" Colleague of joy at the sight of article: \"let's boss haven't approved!!!!! Our boss English don't you know, he is said to head!\" 10, priests to buy his horse and carriage of the farmer said, \"this horse can only understand the language of the church, call\" thank god \"it ran; called\" praise god \"it didn't stop.\" Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \"praise god\". Sure enough, the horse stopped. Close the farmer grows a sigh: \"thank god.........\"
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剧本：人物: narrator: it’s christmas time. b is rehearsing christmas songs in the yard for his school chorus. a---在睡觉, b---在窗外唱歌.他后来引来众人.
场景: a在屋里.(摆张桌子,和椅子,趴在桌子上睡)
b: (clear his throat, starts singing) i wish you merry christmas , i wish you merry christmas, i wish you merry christmas and a happy new year. iwish…
a: (wakes up) what is that noise? (pretends to open the window)
b: what did you say? i can not hear you and sing at the same time?
a: i want to sleep. i don’t want any singing.
b: what did you say? you want more singing? i will find a friend.narrator:
b calls a friend c to join him.
b and c: jingle bellsjingle bellsjingle all the way! o what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh……
a: (shouts) i want you to stop singing! you are giving more!(go back to sleep)b: what did you say? you want more singing? we will find another friend.narrator:
so b and c call for another friend d.b and c and d: rudolph, the red-nosed reindeerhad a very shiny noseand if you ever saw ityou would even say it glows.all of the other reindeerused to laugh and call him namesthey never let poor rudolphplay in any reindeer games…..
a: (shouts and shakes one hand) you must stop singing. i am tired. i can not take much more. (sleeps)
b: what did you say? you want much more singing? we will find many friends.narrator: so b and c and d found more friends to join them.b and c and d and a group of friends: here comes santa claus, here comes santa claus,right down santa claus lanevixen and blitzen and all his reindeerpullin' on the reinsbells are ringin', children singin'all is merry and bright….
a: (shouts and shakes two hands) stop! your singing is too loud!b: loud? yes, we can sing loud.narrator: so they sing very loud.all the children: o christmas tree, o christmas tree!how are thy leaves so verdant!o christmas tree, o christmas tree,how are thy leaves so verdant!not only in the summertime,but even in winter is thy prime.o christmas tree, o christmas tree,how are thy leaves so verdant!a: (shouts) please! i want to sleep! i wish that youwould all go away!
b: go away? why didn’t you say so in the first place?narrator: so the children go away and they will sing in another place.all the children bow to the audience and leave thestage.a: (goes back to sleep)
the end
剧本:人物:旁白:这是圣诞节。b是排练合唱圣诞歌曲在院子里为他的学校。一个- - -在睡觉,b - - -在窗外唱的歌。他后来引来众人。
场景:在屋里。(摆张桌子,和椅子,趴在桌子上睡)
b:(清嗓子的声音,开始唱)祝你圣诞快乐,祝你圣诞快乐,祝你圣诞快乐,新年快乐。iwish…
(醒来)那是什么声音?(假装打开窗户)
乙:你说什么?我不能听到你,同时唱歌吗?
我想睡觉。我不希望任何唱歌。
乙:你说什么?你想要更多的唱歌吗?我会找到一个friend.narrator:
b调用c加入他的一个朋友。
b和c:叮当bellsjingle bellsjingle一路! 多么有趣阿骑在一个小的开放雪橇……
(大喊)我希望你别唱了!你是给予更多!(回到睡眠)乙:你说什么?你想要更多的唱歌吗?我们会发现另一个friend.narrator:
所以b和c d呼吁另一个朋友。b和c和d:鲁道夫,红鼻子reindeerhad非常闪亮的noseand如果你见到ityou甚至说它会发光。所有其他的reindeerused笑,叫他贫穷rudolphplay namesthey从不让任何驯鹿游戏……
(呼喊和摇一只手)你必须停止唱歌。我累了。我不能带更多。(睡觉)
乙:你说什么?你想要更多的唱歌吗?我们会找到很多朋友的。旁白:所以b和c和d发现更多的朋友加入他们的行列。b和c和d和一群朋友:来了圣诞老人,圣诞老人来了,就“blitzen“,圣诞老人lanevixen和和他reindeerpullin reinsbells是ringin,孩子们唱啊你们都是快乐和明亮的…。
答:(呼喊和摇两只手)停止!你唱歌的声音太大了!大声吗?是的,我们可以大声的唱歌。旁白:于是他们唱歌很大声。所有的孩子:o圣诞树,圣诞树啊!如何是你的叶子翠绿的!啊,圣诞树,圣诞树啊,怎么是你的叶子翠绿的!不仅在夏季,但即使在冬天是你的黄金。啊,圣诞树,圣诞树啊,怎么是你的叶子
英文小品剧本 羊肉串和纳税人
Characters:
Mr. Shi, Xiaofu, Dabao
Mr. Shi: Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue. There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years. Now, the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change. The first Act happened in 1980s.
Act I
(in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s)
Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want nine.
Hi, Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, )
Xiaofu: Tax! Pay the tax!
Dabao: (change faces)
Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here’s no taxi.
Xiaofu: Tax! T---A ---X!
Dabao: What’s the tax? I just know taxi! Do you want me to call a taxi for you?
Taxi----! Taxi----!
Xiaofu: Enough! Are you the vendor?
Dabao: No , No, No, no! I 'm just have a look. The vendor has gone to the toilet.
Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impossible! you 've been here for 2 hours.
Dabao: Really ? (Xiaofu: Yes, of course.)
How do you know it?
Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 've been looking at you for two hours.
Dabao: It’s a big bug!
Xiaofu: Oh. Don’t waste my time! Please pay the tax---- 10 Yuan!
Dabao: 10 yuan?! My god. I had just earned 20 Yuan one day! 5 Yuan, ok?
Xiaofu: Don't cheat me, you've sold more than 2 hundred ones.
Dabao: 6yuan, my dear sisiter.
7Yuan, my lovely beauty.
Dabao: Not for you ,not for me, let's split the difference. 8 yuan ,ok ?
Xiaofu: (looking around) All right ,a deal. But no receipt.
(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)
Dabao: What a smart woman! Bad luck! I’m bankrupt. I have to change my place.
Hope I would not meet her any more! Let’s go!
Act II
Mr. Shi: The next scene happened in new century. China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way, how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell you.
Let’s enjoy it!
(In the market; Dabao in white clothes ,a board with "NO SARS")
Dabao:: Yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan. Eaten one, want nine. Eaten one, want nine.
Xiaofu: Hi,
Dabao: Hi.
Two: What a familiar face.
Two: It’s you!
Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector.
Xiaofu: 10 years past, you still sell Yangrouchuan.
How is your business?
Dabao: Everything is OK!
10 years past, you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of Beijing.
Xiaofu: 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before.
Dabao: Thank you. No SARS, no dirtiness; Serve people, serve me.
Xiaofu: Great! Have you…
英文小品剧本羊肉串和纳税人
人物:
施先生,小傅,大宝
师伟科:税收是财政收入的主要来源。有一个明显的改变税吏和纳税人之间的关系在过去的20年。现在,税吏,小傅,纳税人大宝,一个供应商出售Yangrouchuan将显示你的改变。第一幕发生在1980年代。
我行动
(在集市的北京三里河,附近1980年代)
大宝:Yangrouchuan Yangrouchuan,吃一个,想要九,吃一个,想要9个月。
嗨,yangrouchuan。 (溜,把它)
小傅:税收!付税!
大宝:(变化的脸)
出租车吗?出租车在哪里?这里没有出租车。
小傅:税收!T - - - - x !
大宝:什么税?我只知道出租车!你想让我为你叫一辆出租车吗?
出租车——!出租车——!
小傅:够了!你是供应商吗?
大宝:不,不,不,不!我只是看看。供应商去了厕所。
小傅:不是供应商吗?不可能的!你在这儿已经2个小时了。
大宝:真的吗?(小傅:是的,当然。)
你怎么知道呢?
小傅:我办公室的窗口是开放的,在这里,我一直看着你两个小时。
大宝:这是一个大错误!
小傅:哦。不要浪费我的时间!请付税——10元!
大宝:10元? !我的神。总有一天我刚获得20元!5元,好吗?
小傅:不要骗我,你已经卖出了超过200的。
大宝:6元,我亲爱的妹妹。
7元,我可爱的美。
大宝:不是为了你,不适合我,让我们折中。8元,好吗?
小傅(环顾四周):好吧,成交。但是没有收到。
(大宝花费了8块钱,小傅左)
大宝:一个聪明的女人!坏运气!我破产了。我要改变我的位置。
希望我不会满足她!咱们走吧!
第二幕
史先生:下一个场景发生在新的世纪。中国一直行进的二十年的市场经济,在全面建设小康社会的新时代,如何供应商作为税收和税收是如何收集的?会告诉你。
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场景: a在屋里.(摆张桌子,和椅子,趴在桌子上睡)
b: (clear his throat, starts singing) i wish you merry christmas , i wish you merry christmas, i wish you merry christmas and a happy new year. iwish…
a: (wakes up) what is that noise? (pretends to open the window)
b: what did you say? i can not hear you and sing at the same time?
a: i want to sleep. i don’t want any singing.
b: what did you say? you want more singing? i will find a friend.narrator:
b calls a friend c to join him.
b and c: jingle bellsjingle bellsjingle all the way! o what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh……
a: (shouts) i want you to stop singing! you are giving more!(go back to sleep)b: what did you say? you want more singing? we will find another friend.narrator:
so b and c call for another friend d.b and c and d: rudolph, the red-nosed reindeerhad a very shiny noseand if you ever saw ityou would even say it glows.all of the other reindeerused to laugh and call him namesthey never let poor rudolphplay in any reindeer games…..
a: (shouts and shakes one hand) you must stop singing. i am tired. i can not take much more. (sleeps)
b: what did you say? you want much more singing? we will find many friends.narrator: so b and c and d found more friends to join them.b and c and d and a group of friends: here comes santa claus, here comes santa claus,right down santa claus lanevixen and blitzen and all his reindeerpullin' on the reinsbells are ringin', children singin'all is merry and bright….
a: (shouts and shakes two hands) stop! your singing is too loud!b: loud? yes, we can sing loud.narrator: so they sing very loud.all the children: o christmas tree, o christmas tree!how are thy leaves so verdant!o christmas tree, o christmas tree,how are thy leaves so verdant!not only in the summertime,but even in winter is thy prime.o christmas tree, o christmas tree,how are thy leaves so verdant!a: (shouts) please! i want to sleep! i wish that youwould all go away!
b: go away? why didn’t you say so in the first place?narrator: so the children go away and they will sing in another place.all the children bow to the audience and leave thestage.a: (goes back to sleep)
the end
剧本:人物:旁白:这是圣诞节。b是排练合唱圣诞歌曲在院子里为他的学校。一个- - -在睡觉,b - - -在窗外唱的歌。他后来引来众人。
场景:在屋里。(摆张桌子,和椅子,趴在桌子上睡)
b:(清嗓子的声音,开始唱)祝你圣诞快乐,祝你圣诞快乐,祝你圣诞快乐,新年快乐。iwish…
(醒来)那是什么声音?(假装打开窗户)
乙:你说什么?我不能听到你,同时唱歌吗?
我想睡觉。我不希望任何唱歌。
乙:你说什么?你想要更多的唱歌吗?我会找到一个friend.narrator:
b调用c加入他的一个朋友。
b和c:叮当bellsjingle bellsjingle一路! 多么有趣阿骑在一个小的开放雪橇……
(大喊)我希望你别唱了!你是给予更多!(回到睡眠)乙:你说什么?你想要更多的唱歌吗?我们会发现另一个friend.narrator:
所以b和c d呼吁另一个朋友。b和c和d:鲁道夫,红鼻子reindeerhad非常闪亮的noseand如果你见到ityou甚至说它会发光。所有其他的reindeerused笑,叫他贫穷rudolphplay namesthey从不让任何驯鹿游戏……
(呼喊和摇一只手)你必须停止唱歌。我累了。我不能带更多。(睡觉)
乙:你说什么?你想要更多的唱歌吗?我们会找到很多朋友的。旁白:所以b和c和d发现更多的朋友加入他们的行列。b和c和d和一群朋友:来了圣诞老人,圣诞老人来了,就“blitzen“,圣诞老人lanevixen和和他reindeerpullin reinsbells是ringin,孩子们唱啊你们都是快乐和明亮的…。
答:(呼喊和摇两只手)停止!你唱歌的声音太大了!大声吗?是的,我们可以大声的唱歌。旁白:于是他们唱歌很大声。所有的孩子:o圣诞树,圣诞树啊!如何是你的叶子翠绿的!啊,圣诞树,圣诞树啊,怎么是你的叶子翠绿的!不仅在夏季,但即使在冬天是你的黄金。啊,圣诞树,圣诞树啊,怎么是你的叶子
英文小品剧本 羊肉串和纳税人
Characters:
Mr. Shi, Xiaofu, Dabao
Mr. Shi: Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue. There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years. Now, the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change. The first Act happened in 1980s.
Act I
(in Bazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s)
Dabao: Yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one, want nine.
Hi, Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, )
Xiaofu: Tax! Pay the tax!
Dabao: (change faces)
Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here’s no taxi.
Xiaofu: Tax! T---A ---X!
Dabao: What’s the tax? I just know taxi! Do you want me to call a taxi for you?
Taxi----! Taxi----!
Xiaofu: Enough! Are you the vendor?
Dabao: No , No, No, no! I 'm just have a look. The vendor has gone to the toilet.
Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impossible! you 've been here for 2 hours.
Dabao: Really ? (Xiaofu: Yes, of course.)
How do you know it?
Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I 've been looking at you for two hours.
Dabao: It’s a big bug!
Xiaofu: Oh. Don’t waste my time! Please pay the tax---- 10 Yuan!
Dabao: 10 yuan?! My god. I had just earned 20 Yuan one day! 5 Yuan, ok?
Xiaofu: Don't cheat me, you've sold more than 2 hundred ones.
Dabao: 6yuan, my dear sisiter.
7Yuan, my lovely beauty.
Dabao: Not for you ,not for me, let's split the difference. 8 yuan ,ok ?
Xiaofu: (looking around) All right ,a deal. But no receipt.
(Dabao payed 8 yuan and Xiaofu left)
Dabao: What a smart woman! Bad luck! I’m bankrupt. I have to change my place.
Hope I would not meet her any more! Let’s go!
Act II
Mr. Shi: The next scene happened in new century. China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way, how do the vendor regard tax as and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell you.
Let’s enjoy it!
(In the market; Dabao in white clothes ,a board with "NO SARS")
Dabao:: Yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan. Eaten one, want nine. Eaten one, want nine.
Xiaofu: Hi,
Dabao: Hi.
Two: What a familiar face.
Two: It’s you!
Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector.
Xiaofu: 10 years past, you still sell Yangrouchuan.
How is your business?
Dabao: Everything is OK!
10 years past, you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of Beijing.
Xiaofu: 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more clean than 20 years before.
Dabao: Thank you. No SARS, no dirtiness; Serve people, serve me.
Xiaofu: Great! Have you…
英文小品剧本羊肉串和纳税人
人物:
施先生,小傅,大宝
师伟科:税收是财政收入的主要来源。有一个明显的改变税吏和纳税人之间的关系在过去的20年。现在,税吏,小傅,纳税人大宝,一个供应商出售Yangrouchuan将显示你的改变。第一幕发生在1980年代。
我行动
(在集市的北京三里河,附近1980年代)
大宝:Yangrouchuan Yangrouchuan,吃一个,想要九,吃一个,想要9个月。
嗨,yangrouchuan。 (溜,把它)
小傅:税收!付税!
大宝:(变化的脸)
出租车吗?出租车在哪里?这里没有出租车。
小傅:税收!T - - - - x !
大宝:什么税?我只知道出租车!你想让我为你叫一辆出租车吗?
出租车——!出租车——!
小傅:够了!你是供应商吗?
大宝:不,不,不,不!我只是看看。供应商去了厕所。
小傅:不是供应商吗?不可能的!你在这儿已经2个小时了。
大宝:真的吗?(小傅:是的,当然。)
你怎么知道呢?
小傅:我办公室的窗口是开放的,在这里,我一直看着你两个小时。
大宝:这是一个大错误!
小傅:哦。不要浪费我的时间!请付税——10元!
大宝:10元? !我的神。总有一天我刚获得20元!5元,好吗?
小傅:不要骗我,你已经卖出了超过200的。
大宝:6元,我亲爱的妹妹。
7元,我可爱的美。
大宝:不是为了你,不适合我,让我们折中。8元,好吗?
小傅(环顾四周):好吧,成交。但是没有收到。
(大宝花费了8块钱,小傅左)
大宝:一个聪明的女人!坏运气!我破产了。我要改变我的位置。
希望我不会满足她!咱们走吧!
第二幕
史先生:下一个场景发生在新的世纪。中国一直行进的二十年的市场经济,在全面建设小康社会的新时代,如何供应商作为税收和税收是如何收集的?会告诉你。
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