Question

求一封英文情书 80---100词

一定要搞笑一点，不要太酸，尽量原创！
能加上中文意思吗？谢谢

Answer 1

Dear Tasha,
You are the very air that I breathe, the very love that I need, my heart, my soul, my everything. The sweetest of my memories come when I think of you. I remember the very first day that I saw you, I could not believe I was looking at a human being. I pinched myself the hardest one could ever do so as to wake myself up from the drunken stupor I was in. For a moment I believed I was in heaven; I even danced to the music the angels were singing. Upon opening my eyes I realized I was not in heaven but that an angel had come down to earth, just for me.
The music of your voice surpasses that of the greatest orchestra belting out its very best composition. Your skin is softer than the finest satin and glows radiantly illuminating like the sun, setting over a serene pool of crystal clear water. Your eyes dance like mermaids in the sunshine, promulgating the exotic beauty from within your innermost being. Words alone limit me to explaining exactly how I feel about you.

Answer 2

亲爱的塔刹，
你是我呼吸的空气非常，非常的爱，我需要，我的心，我的灵魂，我的一切。我甜蜜的回忆来时，我想你。我记得，我看见你的第一天起，我简直不敢相信我是在寻找一个人。我捏自己最困难的人可以这样做，从酒醉昏迷，我当时英寸的时刻，我相信我是在天上，以唤醒自己，我什至天使在歌唱的音乐跳起舞来。打开我的眼睛时，我意识到我是不是在天上，但是，有一个天使来脚踏实地，只是我。
你的声音的音乐超过最大高歌其最佳组成的乐团。你的皮肤是比最好的缎子和容光焕发像太阳照亮的发光柔和，在一个宁静清澈的水池的设置。你的眼睛像阳光中的美人鱼共舞，颁布异国情调的美丽在你的内心。仅限制我解释我对你的感觉究竟如何。

Answer 3

I wonder why I can't find love. I am in love with my "supposed" boyfriend. When we met, he told me that he was in another relationship, but wasn't happy there. We got along just fine and I started developing feelings for him. Even at this stage I was not sure whether to tell him or not. Finally, I was bold enough to tell him this. A few days after, he came to tell me that his girlfriend was in town. I was weak and scared. He told me not to come to visit and that he'll call me when she is gone. My heart broke and I cried and cried. Well there wasn't anything I could have done, because I knew he had another. Now that he is back, things are not the same anymore. I don't get all excited, and worse still, he now finds faults in everything I do. I feel lost. I know I don't feel the same way for him, but I am still sticking around. I don't know if it will get better or worse. Or, what my true feelings are? -Tears of Love

It seems like this relationship is on its way out, and probably not a moment too soon. A relationship with someone who already has a vested romantic interest in someone else is one filled with potential heartbreak and emotional roller coasters. Since your interest is already waning, and his is as well, this is the best opportunity for splitting ways. You deserve someone who can put ALL of their attention on just you. Anything less is just settling.

Answer 4

Remember the day I borrowed your brand 　　new car and dented it? 　　I thought you\\\'d kill me, but you didn\\\'t。 　　And remember the time I dragged you to the beach, 　　and you said it would rain, and it did? 　　I thought you\\\'d say, \\\"I told you so.\\\" But you didn\\\'t。 　　Do you remember the time I flirted with all 　　the guys to make you jealous, and you were? 　　I thought you\\\'d leave, but you didn\\\'t。 　　Do you remember the time I spilled strawberry pie 　　all over your car rug? 　　I thought you\\\'d hit me, but you didn\\\'t。 　　And remember the time I forgot to tell you the dance 　　was formal and you showed up in jeans? 　　I thought you\\\'d drop me, but you didn\\\'t。 　　Yes, there were lots of things you didn\\\'t do。 　　But you put up with me, and loved me, and protected me。 　　There were lots of things I wanted to make up to you 　　when you returned from Vietnam。 　　But you didn\\\'t。