Question

来一些搞笑的英语笑话，带翻译的，不然俺看不懂

Answer 1

3岁的女儿每次睡觉前都要喝奶，有一次睡觉前我给3岁的女儿吃动物形状的小饼干，女儿一边吃，一边小声对饼干说：你们现在到我肚子里玩吧，一会我请你们喝奶！

Daughter of 3 years old before you go to bed to drink milk, once before I go to bed to a 3 year old daughter to eat animal shaped cookies, daughter while eating, side whispered to cookie said: now you into my stomach 's play, I ask you to drink milk!

Answer 2

do you know why the color of the sea is blue
because the sound of the fish in the sea is "blue blue...."
为什么海水是蓝色的
因为鱼喷水的时候会发出这样的声音：blue blue
哈哈，看懂了吗

Answer 3

Who's More Polite?
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
谁更有礼貌？
一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下

Answer 4

Flushing the Toilet冲厕所

A: Oh my god, what a stinky smell! Who didn't flush the toilet?
天啊,这么臭气熏天啊? 谁没冲厕所呀?
B: (reading a book silently)(静静地看书)
A: Bob, is that you again?
Bob, 又是你干的好事?
B: what? what about me?
什么? 我又怎么了?
A: You didn't flush the toilet.
你用了厕所没冲!
B: I did.
我冲了.
A: No. you didn't. The stinky smell is unbearable.
你没有! 这臭气熏天,简直无法忍受.
How could you sit here quietly and read your book as if nothing had happened?
你怎么还可以在这静静地看书,好像啥事都没有.?
B: I didn't smell anything.
我没觉得臭呀.
A: I am sure it's you. How could you not smell anything. Go flush the toilet now!
那一定是你干的. 怎么可能什么都闻不到? 快去冲厕所!
B: I remember I did flush it. (He went to the bathroom to flush the toilet.)
我记得我是冲了.(他走进厕所,冲洗马桶)
A: Don't you ever do that again? That's barbarian.
我警告你以后别再这样啊. 那是非常不文明的行为.
B: well, I'll try to remember. (Bob is eating some cookies now.)
嗯,我尽量记住. ( Bob 拿起些饼干在吃)
A: Did you wash your hands after you flush the toilet?
你冲完厕所有没有洗手呀?
B: Do I have to?
要洗手吗?
A: Oh my god! I think I need to change the room right now..
天啊! 我还是换间寝室好