英语小笑话

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T静之海
2011-09-03
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Classic joke: the valley of hope one day, three explorer finally found "the valley of the hope. According to legend, just stand in the edge of the heart, yell things I want to jump to the valley, you can get ManKengManGu what you want. They decided to give it a try. The first man is a goat, he shouted: "beauty! Beauty!" Jumped into the valley of the ManKengManGu really have the beauty. The second man is a nerd, he cried out, "the book book!!!!!!!!!!" Down a jump, also get ManKengManGu book...... The third person more indecisive, he thought, want to go to an hour later, feel or money most used, finally decided to walking down the valley. At this time, he was a stone tripped and cannot help but scold 1: "Shit!" A center of gravity be unsteady is ?

经典笑话:希望之谷 一天,三个探险家终于找到“希望之谷”。据传说,只要站在谷边,大喊心中想要的东西再跳到谷里去,就会得到满坑满谷想要的东西。他们决定试一试。第一个人是个色鬼,他大喊:“美女!美女!”跳进谷里果真有满坑满谷的美女。第二个人是个书呆子,他喊着“书!书!”向下一跳,也得到满坑满谷的书…… 第三个人比较优柔寡断,他想来想去,想了一个钟头,觉得还是钞票最有用了,终于下定决心,向谷边走去。这时,他被一块石头绊了一下,忍不住骂了一声:“Shit!”一个重心不稳就跌下谷去了……
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2011-09-14
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Gold fish
Stan:I won 92 goldfish!
Fred:Where are you going to keep them?
Stan:In the bathroom.
Fred:But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan:Blindfold them!
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