Question

求一个英语笑话的英文版！急！！ 好的加分！

某人在牛奶场找到一份工作，第一天上班，老板给他一只桶和一条凳子让他去牛棚挤奶，他快乐地领命而去。

下班的时候，老板见他被溅了满身的牛奶，而且那条凳子腿也断了，就问他：“怎么样，这活挺难吗？”

他哭丧着脸答道：“挤奶倒不难，难的是让牛坐到凳子上去。”

就是这个，大体内容是这个，我上次读到的是一个人到他叔叔的农场去帮忙什么什么的……谢谢大家了！ 不要用词霸翻译的喔……

Answer 1

The cat, because life forced open in the fox, "Evening Primrose" luxury nightclub when Banv. Mice do real estate business, the past few years by drilling state law loopholes, tax evasion has become wealthy. One night, mouse suits and ties, driving a "Big Ben" came "Primrose." His toe into the high gas expensive nightclubs, night package specified to the cat. Did not think cats are unwilling to do, mice with rage, shouted to the cat, "I remember not that when I catch you catch a very tough battle? Today, I bring it to you, but you cannot up it!"

Answer 2

Falling Down

　　A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country.

　　"There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!"

　　"Oh, my God!" says his friend. "Surely he must have died!"

　　"Of course. He was without food or water for 3 days!"

好的话就把分给我吧，我打得好累呀！！！( ⊙ o ⊙ )！谢了！！！！！！！！！！！！

Answer 3

Falling Down

　　A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country.

　　"There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!"

　　"Oh, my God!" says his friend. "Surely he must have died!"

　　"Of course. He was without food or water for 3 days!"

Answer 4

Someone in the dairy find a job, first day at work, the boss gave him a bucket and a stool to let him go to milk the bullpen, he happily brought to life.

In the evening, the boss see he was spilled the milk, and came to the bench legs were broken, he asked him: "how, this live quite difficult?"

He replied: "never face is not difficult, difficult to pour milk is let the cattle to sit stool up."

Answer 5

按时打算的