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英语新闻或短文

求最近的英语新闻 或者精美短小的英语短文 大概初中水平就好 我刚进高一 上课要用 求亲们给点·······

Answer 1

1.英语新闻:CPC Central Committee to hold 6th plenum in October

The Political Bureau of the Communist Party of China (CPC) Central Committee decided Friday that the Sixth Plenary Session of the 17th CPC Central Committee will convene in Beijing in October this year.

The decision was made at a Political Bureau meeting, presided by President Hu Jintao, also general secretary of the CPC Central Committee.

2.英语新闻:China announces enforcement regulations for amended personal income tax law
The State Council, or China's cabinet, on Wednesday announced new regulations designed to facilitate the enforcement of the country's new individual income tax law, which features an increased monthly tax exemption threshold.

Premier Wen Jiabao signed a State Council order to approve the creation of the regulations, which are set to take effect on Sept. 1, 2011.

The National People's Congress (NPC) Standing Committee, or China's legislative body, adopted an amendment to the individual income tax law during a bimonthly session last month. The amendment raised the monthly tax exemption threshold from 2,000 yuan (307.7 U.S. dollars) to 3,500 yuan.

The new law reduces the previous nine-bracket system to a smaller seven-bracket system, eliminating brackets corresponding to tax rates of 15 and 40 percent.

It also reduces the minimum tax rate from 5 percent to 3 percent for people whose monthly incomes are between 3,500 and 4,500 yuan.

选一个吧，长的短的都有，不够再和我说

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第一篇我看过了 这两篇难度都很大啊 还要短一点 一分钟要读完 我刚上高一

Answer 2

A trader and God are speaking. The trader asks God, "What is a million years like to you?""Like one second," answers God. The trader then asks, "What is a million dollars like to you?"God answers, "Like one penny."The trader then asks, "Can you spare a penny?""Sure," says God, "give me a second."
给分啊，亲！

Answer 3

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