Question

帮我翻译成英文

大家好，我叫张三分，我姓张，名三分，三分的来历是因为：我语文·数学·英语·每次加起来只考三分，所以我叫张三分，虾米们（同志们）让我来说一下，我这三分是怎么得来的吧，语文是因为我一题没写，卷面清洁，老师给的一分卷面分，数学是我在试卷上写满了数字，老师给我的一分辛苦费，英语我可是真正靠实力得来的，我们这里不仅考笔试，还考读音，我读音获得的是：three，这位小朋友不会念three，让我来教他，小朋友跟我念“阿孙”，要咬舌，three，看会了吧

Answer 1

hello everybody, my name is Zhang san fen, my surname is Zhang, my given name is san fen. The reason why I got this name is that everytime all my chinese, math , english paper, I got only 3 marks in total. oh my friends, let me tell u how I got these 3 marks. The chinese, because I didn't write anything, the examiner thought it's neat, and gave me 1 mark for that. The maths, because I wrote full of figures on the paper, the examiner thought I worked really hard, I deserved that 1 mark. For English, I tried my best! In here, we have tested not only writing but also pronounciation. I have to read the word'three',.....oh! the little boy can't pronouce it! let me teach u, follow me,'asun', put your tongne between your teeth, three!,see ,you can do it !.
好烂的中文，不知道在说什么

Answer 2

Hello, my name is Zhang San, my name is Zhang, three points, three points is the source for: I Chinese mathematics English each time add up to only three test points, so I called Zhang San, shrimp are ( comrades ) let me look, I the three points is how come. Language is a problem, because I didn't write, roll surface cleaning, teacher to a roll surface, mathematics is I write on examination paper with numbers, the teacher gave me a hard work, I really rely on actual strength to come, we here not only test the written examination, but also test the pronunciation, my pronunciation get is: three, the children can't pronounce the three, let me teach him, friend to me" a sun", to bite the tongue, three, look at will.

Answer 3

Hello, my name is Zhang San, my name is Zhang, three points, three points is the source for: I Chinese mathematics English each time add up to only three test points, so I called Zhang San, shrimp are ( comrades ) let me look, I the three points is how come. Language is a problem, because I didn't write, roll surface cleaning, teacher to a roll surface, mathematics is I write on examination paper with numbers, the teacher gave me a hard work, I really rely on actual strength to come, we here not only test the written examination, but also test the pronunciation, my pronunciation get is: three, the children can't pronounce the three, let me teach him, friend to me" a sun", to bite the tongue, three, look at will.

就是这个

Answer 4

Hello, my name is zhang SAN points, my name is zhang, name the three points, three points: the origin of the Chinese mathematics because I · · · English every time added up to just got three points, so I'm zhang SAN points, the shrimp (comrades) let me once, I this three points is how it right, Chinese because I haven't written a topic, making the clean, a volume classification surface points, mathematics is I at putting on the paper with Numbers, the teacher gave me a portion, English I but hard fee on the strength of the real, we come here not only test the written, still take an examination, I get pronunciation pronunciation is: three kids won't read, the three, let I to teach his children, follow me "o sun", want to YaoShe, three, see will be