Question

帮忙翻译一篇高考完型填空

What is intelligence (智力) anyway? When I was in the army I received an intelligence test that all soldiers took, and, against an average of 100, scored 160.
I had an auto-repair man once, who, on these intelligence tests, could not possibly have scored more than 80. Yet, when anything went wrong with my car I hurried to him - and he always fixed it.
Well, then, suppose my auto-repair man designed questions for some intelligence tests. By every one of them I'd prove myself a fool. In a world where I have to work with my hands, I'd do poorly.
Consider my auto-repair man again. He had a habit of telling jokes. One time he said,"Doc, a deaf-and-dumb (聋哑) man needed some nails. Having entered a store, he put two fingers together on the counter and made hammering movements with the other hand. The clerk brought him a hammer. He shook his head and pointed to the two fingers he was hammering. The clerk brought him some nails. He picked out the right size and left. Well, Doc, the next man who came in was blind. He wanted scissors (剪刀). How do you suppose he asked for them?" I lifted my right hand and made scissoring movements with my first two fingers. He burst out laughing and said, "Why, you fool, he used his hand and asked for them. I've been trying that on all my customers today, but I knew for sure I'd catch you. "Why is that?” I asked. "Because you are so goddamned educated, Doc. I knew you couldn't be very smart."
And I have an uneasy feeling he had something there.

Answer 1

什么无论如何是智力？ 当我是在我接受一个智力测验所有战士采取，和，反对平均100的军队，计分了160。 我曾经有一个自动修理人，在这些智力测验，不可能可能计分了超过80。 然而，当任何用我赶紧对他的我的汽车出了错-和他总修理了它。 很好，然后，假设我的自动修理人被设计的问题为一些智力测验。 由他们中的每一个我会证明自己傻瓜。 在世界，我必须与我的手一起使用，我不足会做。 再考虑我的自动修理人。 他有讲笑话习性。 一次他说， “Doc，一个聋哑人需要有些钉子。 进入商店，他在柜台上一起把二个手指放并且做了锤击运动用另一只手。 干事带来了他锤子。 他摇了他的头并且指向他锤击的二个手指。 干事带来了他有些钉子。 他挑选了正确的大小和左。 很好， Doc，进来的下个人轻率。 他想要剪刀。 您怎么假设他请求他们？“我举了我的右手并且做了剪的运动用我的前二个手指。 他破裂了笑并且说， “为什么，您唬弄，他使用了他的手并且请求他们。 我今天尝试那在所有我的顾客，但我知道我肯定会捉住您。 “为什么是那？” 我要求。 “由于您是那么该死教育的， Doc。 我知道您不可能是非常聪明的。“并且我有他有某事那里的一种心神不安的感觉。

Answer 2

到底什么是智力?以前我在部队的时候,我收到过一份每个士兵都要做的智力测试.平均分是100,我得了160分.
我曾经认识一个汽车修理工,他要是做那个测试都考不过80分,但是当我的车出问题了找到他,他总是能够把车修好.
那么,假如我的修车工给一些智力测试设计题目,我做其中哪一个都得测出自己是个傻瓜.说到自己动手做事情,我做的总是很糟糕.
回想我的修车工,他喜欢讲笑话.又一次他说:"大夫,一个聋哑人要钉子.他走进一家店后,把两个手指放到柜台上,然后用另一只手当锤子比划.店员给了他一把锤子.他摇了摇头,指着他锤的那两根手指.于是店员给他拿了一些钉子.他挑出合适大小的钉子,离开了.后来,大夫,店里又走进了一个盲人.他想要剪刀.你觉得他会怎么向店员要?"我当时举起右手用前两个手指比划剪刀的样子.修车工一下子大笑了起来:"呀,你这个傻瓜,他当然用嘴问了.我今天对每一位顾客都讲了刚才那个故事,但是我知道你一定会上当.""为什么?"我问."因为你受过良好的教育,大夫.我知道你不可能太机灵的."
当时我不安的觉得他确实说对了一些事.