Question

谁能给我一个笑话，要尽量简短，并且要英语，要简单，我是初二的学生，别太难，好的话我在给50财富

Answer 1

A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿
The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: " you can't eat me"老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫：“你不能吃我？”
The tiger hesitated, feeling very strange, so he asked the deer: " why can't i eat you? 老虎一楞，感到很奇怪，于是问鹿：“为什么我不能吃你？”
The deer said:" Because im a protected second class animal in the country, so, no matter what you can't eat me !"
鹿说：“因为我是国家二级保护动物，所以，你无论如何也不能吃了我！”
The tiger after hearing what the deer said, laughed and said " haha, then i should really eat you !
老虎听完笑着说：“呵呵，那么我更应该要吃你了
Deer asked : " why ?"
鹿说：“为什么？”
" because im a first class protected animal in the country" Tiger proudly said
“因为我是国家一级动物！”老虎得意地说。

Answer 2

When masturbation's lost its fun, you're f * cking breaking 把星号换成u 注意要小写，去掉f和c之间的空格

Answer 3

I don't even know that woman 我又不认识那个女人

A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman siting on a bench, passionately kissing.

"Why don't you do that?" said the wife.

"Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!"

　　 中文：

　　一对在公园散步的夫妇注意到坐在长凳上的那对年轻男女正在热烈地接吻。

　　“为什么你不能那样做呢？”妻子说。

　　“亲爱的，”她丈夫回答，“我又不认识那个女人！”

Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁？

Who do you think you are?
　　The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.

　　It is too crowded, they shouted. who do you think you are?
　　I am the driver. he said.

你以为你是谁？
　　公共汽车上很挤，当又一个人还是试图上车时，乘客们不让他上。
　　车上太挤了，他们喊道，你以为你是谁？
　　我是司机！他说
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Answer 4

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