Question

跪求搞笑的两人英语小品。急用啊！记得是英语的，而且只有两人哦！ 谢谢！！！

Answer 1

　　Feel Unhappy.心里难受

　　Son: Is it wrong to give anyone mental or physical hurt when he felt unhappy?

　　Father: Of cause, it is.

　　Son: Fine, now I am feeling so bad. I lost in two subjects this time.

　　Father(angrily): What? You------

　　儿子：是不是当心里难受时，就不应该再给他精神或肉体上的刺激？

　　父亲：那当然！

　　儿子：那好，这次我有两门功课不及格，我现在心里很难受。

　　父亲(气愤地)：什么？你……

　　It’s not that. 不是那样的。

　　A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.

　　B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella.

　　A: No, it wasn’t raining.

　　A：我看见7个女孩共撑一把伞却没有一个被淋湿。

　　B：啊？那一定是把很大的伞吧！

　　A：不是，当时并没有下雨。

　　Compare other things？比一下其他？

　　Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes with Gordon’s name signed.

　　Mom: You just care about this? Haven’t you compared other things?

　　Son: Yes, his mother is prettier than you.

　　儿子：妈妈，John有双乔丹签名的球鞋。

　　妈妈：你只关心这个吗？不会比一下其它东西？

　　儿子：有啊，他妈妈比你漂亮。

　　He Won

　　Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
　　Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
　　Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

　　他赢了
　　汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
　　约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
　　汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
　　约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

　　I Have His Ear in My Pocket

　　Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,

追问

还有吗？谢谢！

追答

Little Red Riding Hood
第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）
Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!
Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful.
Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.
Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.
第二场：在路上
(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.
Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you?
Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．