Question

求10句话左右的英语小短文一篇【课前演讲用】、要求：搞笑，类似于冷笑话那种。不要抄袭网上其他的！！

如果回答得好会加分、注意搞笑，类似于冷笑话那种。不要抄袭网上其他的！！！！！！！

Answer 1

A woman was having some trouble with her heart, so she went to see the doctor. He was a new doctor, and did not know her, so he first asked some questions, and one of them was, “How old are you? ”
“Well,” she answered, “I don’t remember, doctor, but I will try to think,” she thought for a minute and then said, “yes, I remember now, doctor! When I married, I was eighteen years old, and my husband was thirty. Now my husband is sixty, I know. And that is twice thirty. So I am twice. That is thirty-six, isn’t it?”

追问

蝴蝶小妹妹、、有翻译没？？

追答

抱歉没有

Answer 2

我帮你翻译楼上的短文。一个妇女心脏有些虚团问题，于是她去看医生。那个医生是一位新到的医生，并且他不认识这个患者，因此他首先问了一些问题，其中一个问题是：“你多大了？”
“这个”，她回答道，“我不记得差核橘了，但是我会尽力去想。”她想了一会然后说道，“医生我想起来了！当我结婚的时候我是18岁，我的丈夫是30岁。现在我氏告的丈夫是60岁，我知道了，那是30岁的二倍。所以我的年龄也应该是18岁的二倍，即36岁，难道不是吗？

Answer 3

I like coffe
I like tea
I like boys
Boys likes me
Yes
Or
No
Maybe so