Question

英语小笑话

Answer 1

校长和英语老师一起去法国某中学访问，校长在礼堂讲话，英语老师做翻译。 校长：“各位老师们，同学们！” 英语老师：“ladies and gentlemen！” 校长：“各位女士们，先生们！” 英语老师-_-！想了下说：“Good morning！” 校长：“早上好！” 英语老师：…… ==”汗

Answer 2

An egg cup of tea to tea, the results of it into a tea egg; have an egg went to Shandong, the results into Lu ( halogen ) eggs; there is an egg homeless, the results of it into the wild eggs; there is an egg on the road to accidentally slipped, fell on the ground, the results into a missile; there is an egg went to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, the results into a hydrogen bomb; there is an egg is sick, the results into a bad guy; there is an egg riding a horse, holding a knife, he turned out to be Ma Dan knife

Answer 3

Hospitality

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

Answer 4

看不得，清楚

Answer 5

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