Question

要一些超级搞笑的英语的笑话

越多越好，还要短一点，中学生能看懂的，谢谢

Answer 1

有一个傻子要去学唱歌，有个人教他“我是你的爹……”、“起来，不愿做奴隶的人们……”、“走四方……”和“常回家看看……”，傻子一回家就唱起了第一首歌，他爹听后勃然大怒，说：“给我跪下”，傻子又唱：“起来，不愿做奴隶的人们……”，他爹喝道：“给我滚出去！”傻子又唱道：“走四方……”他爹气急败坏：“给我滚出去！不要再回来了”傻子唱道：“常回家看看……”

Answer 2

There is a fool to learn to sing, who taught him" you are my father ... ..." , "rise up, people do not want to be ... ..." ," go square ... ..." And" often come home have a look ... ..." The fool, a home to sing the first song, he had to fly, said:" get down on my knees", and sang:" fool, do not want to be slaves ... ..." , his father said:" get out out!" Fool sing again:" go square ... ..." His father get desperation:" get out out! Don't come back" fool sings: " often come home have a look ... ..."