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Opportunities and Challenges

First, I would like to know, what does your destiny offer you? Happiness, wisdom, a strong body or something else. If I had asked this question to president Nixon, he would probably had said,”Our destiny offers not the cup of despair, but the chalice of opportunity.”

Needless to say, one of the biggest opportunities given to China is the 2008 Olympic Games. Till now, we have used two sevenths of the preparation time. How much changes have you seen? New roads, new subway lines, public-exercising equipments with beautiful colors, large blocks of grass fields, and also lots of modern gyms which are under construction.

Other than those, there are even more good effects brought to us by the Olympic Games that cannot be seen directly. For example, more and more people will get to know China. I’m sure the mysterious Chinese culture will attract them strongly. And the games will also do good to the economy and environment, for it is gaining the attention of foreign investors and the awareness of environmental protection is being strengthened. What is more, Olympic Games give a unique opportunity to inspire and educate a new generation of Chinese youth with the Olympic values and the Olympic spirit. Now that we have seen so many advances, could you even imagine us losing the holding rights?

I’ve already said a lot about the Olympics and China. But I think everyone should use some time to think of this question, ”Does the Olympic Games have any special meaning to you?”

For us, I mean the Chinese youth, 2008 Olympic Games is a tremendous gift. Because what we are waiting for is to do something significant as repaying the love given to us .The society is just like a ship, and in our dreams the captain is waving his hand and saying ”Hey! Come here and take the helm! ”How charming his voice is, but we have never heard of it in our true life. This morning, however, when we wake up, we will see the Olympic Games waving its hand. After chewing, most of us will have at least one plan about what to do for the Olympic Games. And mine is to be a “comforter” ----that is someone who will give comfort to others.

At the end of my speech, I hope all the preparation will go well, and everyone will show their ability to the world. Let us seize opportunities and give a big smile to challenges
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An plane is flying a mental hospital. Suddenly, the driver laughed, someone asked: "Why do you laugh so happy ?" Driver: "If they know where I escaped , they will be crazy!"

A five-year-old boy kissed a four-year-old girl, later, the little girl asked boys: Are you serious?you should marry me! The boy said: No problem! we are not 3-year-old children yet(我们不是三岁小孩了).

Love And Time

Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived: Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others, including Love. One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink, so all constructed boats and left. Except for Love.

Love was the only one who stayed. Love wanted to hold out until the last possible moment.

When the island had almost sunk, Love decided to ask for help.

Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said,

"Richness, can you take me with you?"

Richness answered, "No, I can't. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you."

Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel. "Vanity, please help me!"

"I can't help you, Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat," Vanity answered.

Sadness was close by so Love asked, "Sadness, let me go with you."

"Oh . . . Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!"

Happiness passed by Love, too, but she was so happy that she did not even hear when Love called her.

Suddenly, there was a voice, "Come, Love, I will take you." It was an elder. So blessed and overjoyed, Love even forgot to ask the elder where they were going. When they arrived at dry land, the elder went her own way. Realizing how much was owed the elder,

Love asked Knowledge, another elder, "Who Helped me?"

"It was Time," Knowledge answered.

"Time?" asked Love. "But why did Time help me?"

Knowledge smiled with deep wisdom and answered, "Because only Time is capable of understanding how valuable Love is."
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NO,是一篇。一个飞行的飞机,一个精神病院。突然,司机笑了,有人问:“为什么你笑的这么开心?”司机:“如果他们知道我在那里逃了出来,他们会发疯的!”

一个五岁的男孩亲了一个4岁的女孩,后来,小女孩问男孩:你是认真的吗?你要嫁给我!男孩说:没问题!我们不是3岁的孩子没有(我们不是三岁小孩了)。

爱和时间

很久以前,有一个岛上住着所有的感情:快乐,悲伤,知识,和所有其他的,包括爱。有一天,有消息说小岛要沉没了,于是纷纷造船逃离。除了爱。

爱是唯一留下来的。爱想坚持到最后一刻。

当岛几乎沉没了,爱决定请求帮助。

经过丰富的爱的大帆船。爱说,

“财富,你能带上我吗?”

财富回答,“不,我不能,有很多黄金和白银在我的船。没有你的容身之地。”

爱决定请求虚荣正坐在一艘漂亮的船。”虚荣,请帮帮我!”

“我帮不了你,爱。你全身都湿了,会弄坏我的船,”虚荣回答。

悲哀过来了,爱问道,“悲伤,让我跟你走。”

“哦。的。爱,我太伤心了,我需要做我自己!”

通过爱的幸福,太,但她很高兴,她甚至没有听到爱在叫她。

突然,有一个声音,“来吧,爱,我带你。”这是一个老人。如此庆幸和高兴,爱甚至忘了问长者他们要去哪里。当他们到达陆地时,老者自己走了。意识到自己的亏欠老人,

爱问知识,另一个长者,“谁帮助了我?”

“是时间,”知识回答。

“时间?”爱问道。”但是时间为什么帮助我?”

知识意味深长地笑着回答,“因为只有时间能够理解爱是多么宝贵。”
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The Old Cat
An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.
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