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A school bus is a bus to take you from your house to school and back again.It's also a place to meet kids from other classes, and a place to finish yesterday's homework if you forget to do it and finish today's homework before you get back home although homework done on the bus never gets good grades no matter how hard you try.There are three things I don't like about riding school buses. First, you have to find your bus when you go home. There are over 20 different bus routes, so there are also over 20 different buses, and they're all parked in a line.Hundreds of times, I've run up and down the line of buses over and over without any sign of the bus. And when I'm told that my bus is at the back of the line, I run over and see my bus driving out. It's 15 minutes late.Second, you have to watch out for your stop, because if you miss it, you'll end up having to walk a long way back to your house.And third, bus drivers get sick just like everybody else, and then you have to get new drivers for some days. They always read the map the wrong way and end up going to the first stop last and the last stop first. Do you like chocolate? Maybe most people do. A box of it can be a great gift. Buy one for a friend and give it as a surprise. See how happy that person gets. Say you just got a box of chocolate. Which piece do you pick first? A man has studied people’s choices. He says they tell something about the person. Did you choose a round piece? You are a person who likes to party. Did you choose an oval(椭圆形的) shape? You are a person who likes to make things. Picking a square shapes shows something else. The person is honest and truthful. You can depend(相信,依赖)on him or her. What kind of chocolate do you pick? Maybe you like milk chocolate. This shows you have warm feelings about the past. Dark chocolate means something else. A person who chooses it looks forward to the future. What about white chocolate? Would you choose it? If so, you may find it hard to make decisions. Some people like chocolate with nuts. These are people who like to help others. Do you believe these ideas? Can candy tell all these things? It doesn’t really matter. There’s one sure thing about eaters of chocolate. They eat it because they like it. 

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