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One day ,a little penguin ask his grandmother,"grandma,grandma,am i a penguin?'"yeah,you are certainly a penguin!'The little ask his father again,"dad,dad,am i a penguin??""yes,you are a penguin,what's the matter??""but,why am i feel so cold????"
There is this guy and this girl and they want to have sex. So they go to the girls house and before entering the girl stops the guy and says.
"My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk of our bunk bed and I do not want her to know what we are doing, so when I say `baloney` it means push harder, and when I say `pastrami` it means push slower."
With this the two get onto the top bunk and have sex. First, the girl moans, "baloney,baloney,baloney" then shouts "pastrami,pastrami,pastrami" and then back to "baloney,baloney,baloney"
Finally, the girls sister says "Will you guys quit making sandwiches up there, you`re getting mayonaise all over me!"
1
Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.
2
Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the butterfly.
3
Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?
A: He wanted to save time.
4
Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?
A: A clock.
5
Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: A bottle.
6
Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?
A: On the bottom.
7
Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
one car come, one car come
two car pangpang
one car die
four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. the nurse comes up to the first man and says, "congratulations, you got twins." the man said "how strange, i'm the manager of minnesota twins." after awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "congratulations, you got triplets." man was like "hmmm, strange i worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "congratulations, you got twins x2." man is happy and says, "ironic, i work for the hotel "4 seasons." all three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing god and banging his head on the wall. they asked him what's wrong and he answered, "what's wrong? i work for 7up"!四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3m公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"呵呵,一个比一个效率高.osama bin laden, a canadian, and president bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. they rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "i will grant each one a wish that’s 3 together." the canadian said, "i am a father and my son will be a farmer so i want the soil in canada to be forever fertile." the genie said the magic words and the wish came true. osama looked amazed so he wished for a wall around afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true. president bush said "genie, tell me more about this wall," the genie said,” it’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out." president bush said,” wow! that’s a big bridge...fill it with water!!! 拉登,一加拿大人还有布什总统走在大街上看到一盏金色的灯.他们擦了擦灯出现了一个精灵.精灵说:"我要满足你们每人一个愿望总共三个."加拿大人说:"我是个父亲我儿子将成为农夫,因此我想让加拿大的土地永远肥沃."精灵说了咒语愿望实现了.拉登看了很惊奇,他希望有座城墙围绕阿富汗.精灵又说了咒语愿望又实现了.布什总统问:"精灵请告诉我关于这座墙的事情."精灵回答:"墙厚50英尺,高500英尺,因而里面的任何东西出不来外面的任何东西进不去."布什总统说:"哇!那是座大桥耶...注满水!!!"my baby swallowed a bulletyoung mother: "doctor, my baby swallowd a bullet. what shall i do ?doctor: "don't point him at anybody."notes1. to swallow a bullet: 吞下一颗子弹2. to point at: 对...瞄准个中意味自己体会吧 :)allybabyonce two hunters went hunting in the forest. one of them suddenly fell down by accident. he showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. the other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. the operator said calmly:"first, you should make sure that he is already dead." then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"what should i do next?" 两个猎人进森林里打猎，其中一个猎人不慎跌倒，两眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。接线员沉着地说：“第一步，要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。”于是，接线员在电话里听到一声枪响，然后听到那猎人接着问：“第二步怎办？” fool_fox 标题：i'm the boss内容：the boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. later that morning he went to a local card and novelty shop and bought a small sign that read, "i'm the boss". he then taped it to his office door.later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. "your wife called, she wants her sign back!" note:staff meeting:员工会议再来一个：wife's picturea businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.after he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. after he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.the bartender says, "look, buddy, i'll bring you martinis all night long. but you go to tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."the customer replies, "i'm peeking at a photo of my wife.when she starts to look good, then i know it's time to go home." note:tavern 酒馆, 客栈martini 马提尼酒peek/pi;k/ n.一瞥, 匆忙看过v.偷看
There is this guy and this girl and they want to have sex. So they go to the girls house and before entering the girl stops the guy and says.
"My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk of our bunk bed and I do not want her to know what we are doing, so when I say `baloney` it means push harder, and when I say `pastrami` it means push slower."
With this the two get onto the top bunk and have sex. First, the girl moans, "baloney,baloney,baloney" then shouts "pastrami,pastrami,pastrami" and then back to "baloney,baloney,baloney"
Finally, the girls sister says "Will you guys quit making sandwiches up there, you`re getting mayonaise all over me!"
1
Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?
A: He wanted to see the waterfall.
2
Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see the butterfly.
3
Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?
A: He wanted to save time.
4
Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?
A: A clock.
5
Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: A bottle.
6
Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?
A: On the bottom.
7
Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
one car come, one car come
two car pangpang
one car die
four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. the nurse comes up to the first man and says, "congratulations, you got twins." the man said "how strange, i'm the manager of minnesota twins." after awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "congratulations, you got triplets." man was like "hmmm, strange i worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "congratulations, you got twins x2." man is happy and says, "ironic, i work for the hotel "4 seasons." all three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing god and banging his head on the wall. they asked him what's wrong and he answered, "what's wrong? i work for 7up"!四个好朋友在医院里碰面了,他们的妻子正在生产.护士过来对第一个男人说:"恭喜,你得了双胞胎."男人说:"多奇怪呀,我是明尼苏达双子队的经理."过了一会儿,护士过来对第二个男人说:"恭喜,你得了三胞胎."男人很喜欢:"嗯,又巧了.我是3m公司的董事."最后,护士跑来对第三个男人说:"恭喜,你得了2对双胞胎."男人很开心地说:"真令人啼笑皆非,我为四季宾馆工作."他们三个都很高兴,但第四个伙伴急得像热锅上的蚂蚁,咒骂上帝并用头撞墙.他们问他有什么不对劲,他回答道:"什么不对劲?我可是在七喜公司工作呀!"呵呵,一个比一个效率高.osama bin laden, a canadian, and president bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. they rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "i will grant each one a wish that’s 3 together." the canadian said, "i am a father and my son will be a farmer so i want the soil in canada to be forever fertile." the genie said the magic words and the wish came true. osama looked amazed so he wished for a wall around afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true. president bush said "genie, tell me more about this wall," the genie said,” it’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out." president bush said,” wow! that’s a big bridge...fill it with water!!! 拉登,一加拿大人还有布什总统走在大街上看到一盏金色的灯.他们擦了擦灯出现了一个精灵.精灵说:"我要满足你们每人一个愿望总共三个."加拿大人说:"我是个父亲我儿子将成为农夫,因此我想让加拿大的土地永远肥沃."精灵说了咒语愿望实现了.拉登看了很惊奇,他希望有座城墙围绕阿富汗.精灵又说了咒语愿望又实现了.布什总统问:"精灵请告诉我关于这座墙的事情."精灵回答:"墙厚50英尺,高500英尺,因而里面的任何东西出不来外面的任何东西进不去."布什总统说:"哇!那是座大桥耶...注满水!!!"my baby swallowed a bulletyoung mother: "doctor, my baby swallowd a bullet. what shall i do ?doctor: "don't point him at anybody."notes1. to swallow a bullet: 吞下一颗子弹2. to point at: 对...瞄准个中意味自己体会吧 :)allybabyonce two hunters went hunting in the forest. one of them suddenly fell down by accident. he showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. the other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. the operator said calmly:"first, you should make sure that he is already dead." then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"what should i do next?" 两个猎人进森林里打猎，其中一个猎人不慎跌倒，两眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。接线员沉着地说：“第一步，要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。”于是，接线员在电话里听到一声枪响，然后听到那猎人接着问：“第二步怎办？” fool_fox 标题：i'm the boss内容：the boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. later that morning he went to a local card and novelty shop and bought a small sign that read, "i'm the boss". he then taped it to his office door.later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. "your wife called, she wants her sign back!" note:staff meeting:员工会议再来一个：wife's picturea businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.after he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. after he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.the bartender says, "look, buddy, i'll bring you martinis all night long. but you go to tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."the customer replies, "i'm peeking at a photo of my wife.when she starts to look good, then i know it's time to go home." note:tavern 酒馆, 客栈martini 马提尼酒peek/pi;k/ n.一瞥, 匆忙看过v.偷看
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兔兔问老板:"老板老板,有胡萝卜吗?"
老板回答说:"对不起,没有."
兔兔问老板:"老板老板,有胡萝卜吗?"
老板回答说:"没有."
兔兔问老板:"老板老板,有胡萝卜吗?"
老板回答说:"没有啊!!"
兔兔问老板:"老板老板,有胡萝卜吗?"
老板回答说:"没有!没有!再来我就用菜刀宰了你吃!"
兔兔问老板:"那么老板老板,有菜刀吗?"
老板回答说:"没有."
兔兔问老板:"那么老板老板,有胡萝卜吗?"
老板气绝身亡....
老板回答说:"对不起,没有."
兔兔问老板:"老板老板,有胡萝卜吗?"
老板回答说:"没有."
兔兔问老板:"老板老板,有胡萝卜吗?"
老板回答说:"没有啊!!"
兔兔问老板:"老板老板,有胡萝卜吗?"
老板回答说:"没有!没有!再来我就用菜刀宰了你吃!"
兔兔问老板:"那么老板老板,有菜刀吗?"
老板回答说:"没有."
兔兔问老板:"那么老板老板,有胡萝卜吗?"
老板气绝身亡....
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一个小孩迟到了，老师问1+1=？ “不知到”。“回家问你妈”。
妈妈在家打麻将说“胡了”。爸爸在家看电视说：“美国总统布什”。
大哥在那喝酒说：“好爽”。二哥给他女朋友打电话：“宝贝别走，在亲一下
第二天
老师问：1+1=？“胡了”“谁告诉你的”“美国总统布什”
“啪”的一巴掌“好爽”
老师“下课到我办公室一堂
小孩“宝贝别走，再亲一下
妈妈在家打麻将说“胡了”。爸爸在家看电视说：“美国总统布什”。
大哥在那喝酒说：“好爽”。二哥给他女朋友打电话：“宝贝别走，在亲一下
第二天
老师问：1+1=？“胡了”“谁告诉你的”“美国总统布什”
“啪”的一巴掌“好爽”
老师“下课到我办公室一堂
小孩“宝贝别走，再亲一下
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有一丑女始终嫁不出去，希望被拐卖，一天终于梦想成真，被人绑架，绑匪嫌她丑，将其送回原处，此女坚决不下车，绑匪头咬牙跺脚地说：走！车不要了！
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那得看你是哪类人了,每个人笑的感觉不同啊.
火柴棍突然觉得头很痒，就伸手挠，挠着挠着就把自己烧死了..
火柴棍突然觉得头很痒，就伸手挠，挠着挠着就把自己烧死了..
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