Question

谁帮忙翻译下这篇文章

Ther is an old story of aboilermaker who washired to fix a huge steamship boiler system that was not working well.After listening to the engineer’s description of the problems and asking a few question of the problems and asking afew questions, he went to the boiler room.He looked at the maze of twisting pipes,listened to the thump of the boiler and the hiss of escaping steam for a few minutes,and felt some pips with his hands.Then he hummed softly to himself,raeched into his overalls and tok out a small hammer,and tapped a bright red valve one time. Immediately,the entire sytem began working perfectly,and the boilermaker went home.When the steamship owner received a bill for one thusand dollars,he complained that the boilermaker had only been in the engine room for fifteen minutes and requsted an itemized bill.So the boilermaker sent him a bill that reads as follows:
刚电脑出了点问题....就先凑合发上来了....表骂....

Answer 1

有washired修理一个巨大的汽轮锅炉系统没有很好运作aboilermaker的一个老故事。在听问题的工程师的描述和问一些问题的问题和问afew问题以后他去锅炉室。他看扭转管子迷宫，细听了锅炉的重击和逃脱的蒸汽嘘声几分钟，并且感觉有些小核用他的手。然后他软软地哼唱着对他自己， raeched入他的总体和tok小
锤击，并且轻拍了一个明亮的红色阀门一次。 立刻，整个sytem开始完全运作，并且修制锅炉的人回家了。当汽轮所有者接受了一张票据共计一thusand美元，他抱怨修制锅炉的人只是在发动机房十五分钟并且requsted一张被分条列述的票据。如此修制锅炉的人送了他读的一张票据如下：

Answer 2

笨蛋

Answer 3

是呀文章呢

Answer 4

文章在哪里呢？？？？？？