Question

谁帮忙翻译下这篇文章

Ther is an old story of aboilermaker who washired to fix a huge steamship boiler system that was not working well.After listening to the engineer’s description of the problems and asking a few question of the problems and asking afew questions, he went to the boiler room.He looked at the maze of twisting pipes,listened to the thump of the boiler and the hiss of escaping steam for a few minutes,and felt some pips with his hands.Then he hummed softly to himself,raeched into his overalls and tok out a small hammer,and tapped a bright red valve one time. Immediately,the entire sytem began working perfectly,and the boilermaker went home.When the steamship owner received a bill for one thusand dollars,he complained that the boilermaker had only been in the engine room for fifteen minutes and requsted an itemized bill.So the boilermaker sent him a bill that reads as follows:
刚电脑出了点问题....就先凑合发上来了....表骂....

Answer 1

这是个老故事,以前有个锅炉修理工曾经修理过一个很大的蒸汽船的锅炉.他先询问了工程师一些相关情况,并提了一些问题,然后就去到了锅炉室.仔细观察扭曲的管路,倾听锅炉传出的嘈杂的运行声以及泄露的蒸汽的嘶鸣,用自己的手触摸了管道,然后他一边轻轻的哼唱着小曲,拿出把小小的榔头,并在一个红色的阀门上轻轻的砸了下,整个系统立刻恢复了正常,这修理工就回去了.当船主收到帐单时,发现要支付1000美金,他不禁抱怨这个修理工只是进去锅炉室15分钟,就要求修理工提供详细的清单.不久修理工寄给这船主以下帐单:

Answer 2

有washired修理一个巨大的汽轮锅炉系统没有很好运作aboilermaker的一个老故事。在听问题的工程师的描述和问一些问题的问题和问afew问题以后他去锅炉室。他看扭转管子迷宫，细听了锅炉的重击和逃脱的蒸汽嘘声几分钟，并且感觉有些小核用他的手。然后他软软地哼唱着对他自己， raeched入他的总体和tok小
锤击，并且轻拍了一个明亮的红色阀门一次。 立刻，整个sytem开始完全运作，并且修制锅炉的人回家了。当汽轮所有者接受了一张票据共计一thusand美元，他抱怨修制锅炉的人只是在发动机房十五分钟并且requsted一张被分条列述的票据。如此修制锅炉的人送了他读的一张票据如下：

Answer 3

笨蛋

Answer 4

文章在哪里呢？？？？？？

Answer 5

是呀文章呢