Question

帮我找一篇英语小故事急急急急

Answer 1

GoodExcuse 好借口
There was a middle-aged man who bought a Mercedesconvertible 2000.
有个中年男子买了一辆奔驰2000敞篷车。
He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.
他开车上路，加速到时速80英里，享受着风儿吹过头上那头超短发的快感。
“This is great,” he thought and floored it some more.
“好舒服。”他边想边继续加速。
He looked in his rearview mirror and sees a State Patrol behind him.
这时，他从后照镜看到后面有个公路警察。
“I can get away from him with no problem,” thought the man and flew down the road at over 100 mph.
“要把他甩掉还不容易。这个人边想边加速”到100多英里急驰而去。
Then he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this kind of thing,” and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police officer.
接着他又想说：“我到底在干吗？这把年纪实在不适合做这种事。于是把车停到路边等警”察来。
The officer pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man.
警察把车停在这辆奔驰后面，走到这个人旁边。
“Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday the 13th.” “If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.”
“先生，我再过30 分钟就下班了，今天又是13号星期五。如果你可以给我一个我从没听过的超速理由，我就不为难你。”
The man looked back at the State Patrol and remarked, “Last week my wife ran off with a State Patrol officer, and I thought you were bringing her back!”
这个人看着公路警察说：“上礼拜我老婆和一名公路警察私奔了，我以为你要把她带回来还我呢！”
The State Patrol said, “Have a nice day!”
公路警察说：“祝你今天愉快！”

Answer 2

My First and My Last

When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.

George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark thought, "I've travelled in a big plane several times, but I've never been in a small one, so I'll go."

They went up, and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air.

When they came down again, Mark was very glad to be back safely, and he said to his friend in a shaking voice, "Well, George, thank you very much for those two trips in your plane."

Gerogy was very surprised and said, "Two trips?"

"Yes, my first and my last," answered Mark.
第一次与最后一次

　　乔治35岁时买了架小型飞机，并开始学习驾驶。不久，他就能很娴熟地驾机做各种各样的特技飞行了。

　　乔治有个朋友名叫马克。一天，乔治主动邀请马克乘他的飞机上天兜一圈。马克心想，“我乘大客机飞行过好几次，还从来没有乘过小飞机，我不妨试一试。”

　　升空后，乔治飞了有半个小时，在空中做了各种各样的飞行特技。

　　后来他们着陆了。马克很高兴能够安全返回地面。他用颤抖的声音对他的朋友说：“乔治，非常感谢你让我乘小飞机做了两次飞行。”

　　乔治非常吃惊地问：“两次飞行？”

　　“是的，我的第一次和最后一次。”马克答道。

A Nail Or A Fly?

An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there was a fly which he took for a nail. So the moment he hung them on, the bottles fell broken and the wine spilt all over the floor. When a waitress discovered what had happened, she showed deep sympathy for him and decided to do him a favour.

So the next morning when he was out taking a walk in the roof garden, she hammered a nail exactly where the fly had stayed.

Now the old man entered his room. The smell of the spilt wine reminded him of the accident. When he looked up at the wall, he found the fly was there again! He walked to it carefully adn slapped it with all his strength. On hearing a loud cry, the kind-hearted waitress rushed in. To her great surprise, the poor old man was there sitting on the floor, his teeth clenched and his right hand bleeding!

钉子还是苍蝇？

　　一位视力正在衰退的老绅士住进了一家旅馆的客房。他双手各拿一瓶酒。在墙上有只苍蝇，他误以为是枚钉子。他把两只瓶子朝上一挂，瓶子掉下来摔碎了，酒洒了一地。一个女服务员发现发生的事情以后，对他深表同情，决定帮他个忙。

　　于是，第二天早上他到楼顶花园散步时，她把一枚钉子钉在了苍蝇停过的地方。

　　这里，老人回到了房里。倒洒的酒味让他想起了那件事。他抬头往墙上一看，苍蝇又停在了那儿!他轻手轻脚地走近，使尽全力拍了一掌。听到一声大叫，好心的女服务员冲进房来。让她大为吃惊的是，可怜的老头正坐在地板上，牙关紧咬，右手滴血不止。

Answer 3

GoodExcuse 好借口
There was a middle-aged man who bought a Mercedesconvertible 2000.
有个中年男子买了一辆奔驰2000敞篷车。
He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.
他开车上路，加速到时速80英里，享受着风儿吹过头上那头超短发的快感。
“This is great,” he thought and floored it some more.
“好舒服。”他边想边继续加速。
He looked in his rearview mirror and sees a State Patrol behind him.
这时，他从后照镜看到后面有个公路警察。
“I can get away from him with no problem,” thought the man and flew down the road at over 100 mph.
“要把他甩掉还不容易。这个人边想边加速”到100多英里急驰而去。
Then he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this kind of thing,” and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police officer.
接着他又想说：“我到底在干吗？这把年纪实在不适合做这种事。于是把车停到路边等警”察来。
The officer pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man.
警察把车停在这辆奔驰后面，走到这个人旁边。
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Answer 4

dear jim:
hello!I come to your home just now but you are not in your house.I feel pretty disappointed because I do not see you at this moment.I want to invite you to watch movie with me.But now,I have to leave this short massage to inform you the time and the place we meet next time.I will watting for you in the cinema in the evening at seven o 'clock.The movie will start at seven-thirty.I hope you will come and we could watch the movie together.Thank you for coming.
Yours sinserely
LiHua