Question

有什么简短英语笑话或英语故事!

尽量短,词尽量简单!
加上中文解释,谢谢!

Answer 1

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit.

The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. "I'm a panda," he says, at the door.

"Look it up." The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation...

"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

追问

有没有中文解释啊?

Answer 2

解释
熊猫走进一家咖啡厅。他命令一个三明治，吃它，然后绘制一炮而触发空气中两枪。

“为什么？”问服务员的混乱，对退出使得熊猫。

熊猫产生严重打断的野生动物手册，扔在他的肩膀。 “我是熊猫，”他说，在门口。

“看看吧。”服务员将相关条目，果然找到了一个解释......

“熊猫”。大的黑色和白色的熊类哺乳动物，原产于中国的吃，茎，叶。“

Answer 3

1 Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?
Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.
Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?
Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.
妈妈：弗雷迪，你的脸为什么那么红？
弗雷迪：我刚才在大街上跑，为的是阻止一次打架？
妈妈：你做的对，谁和谁在打架。
弗雷迪：我和杰克·史密斯。
2 Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?
Jack: Certainly.
Tom: And why?
Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.
汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给他？
杰克：当然应该了。
汤姆：为什么？
杰克：否则他就该跟我借了。

Answer 4

一只熊猫走进一家咖啡馆。他命令一个三明治,吃它,然后再抓一把枪和火灾的两次在空中。
　　
　　“为什么?困惑的问服务员,熊猫制造向出口走去。
　　
　　熊猫产生严重标点的野生动物手册,也不回就甩了他的肩膀。“我是一只熊猫,”他说,在门口。
　　
　　"自己去看吧。"侍者转向有关词条。果然,发现一个解释…
　　
　　“熊猫。bear-like很大的黑白相间的哺乳动物,中国特有。吃嫩芽和叶子。”