Question

请英语高手翻译下面这一段话，要求地道，可以根据这段话的意思在扩展一下哈 越幽默越好。

今天轮到我们组来唱歌，但是我不懂音乐，真的真的不会唱歌，即使是汉语歌也不会唱，是个既不靠谱又不着调的人，所以我们请了一个超级外援，接下来就是见证奇迹的时刻。

Answer 1

Today, it's turn for our group to sing. But I do know little about music and can rarely sing, even singing in Chinese. To tell the truth, I haven't had one time to stay in tune. Therefore, we introduced a super aid for help......next, there will be the magic time~~

Answer 2

Today it's our group's turn to sing a song,but I don't know music at all,even melody a tune in Chinese. It's really unreliable for me when it comes to singing,so we introduced a super aid for help,then the next is to witness the miracle moment!

Answer 3

Today it's our group's turn to sing a song,but I don't music at all,even melody a tune in Chinese. It's really unreliable for me when it comes to singing,So we got a super foreign aid,then the next is to witness the miracle moment!

Answer 4

it's our group's turn to give a song, but i am really not good at singing, even the song is in chinese. So we invited a super star for assistance, now let him to give a miracle show.

Answer 5

尽管如此，我们有足够的智慧，要知道，我们不骑在悬崖，彩旗飘扬，只是为了证明我们是对的。因此，我们待机时间为我们到达直到此刻 早就说过，我们都是

Answer 6

It's our turn to sing today , but I'm a man who doesn't understand music, and can rarely sing even if it is a Chinese song, and I can't follow the music correctly, so we introduce a super aid, now it is the time to witness the miracle of the moment!