Question

求英语笑话，带翻译，要短的。不要重复的。

Answer 1

Policeman:Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man:If I had opened my mouth , they'd have found my four gold teeth.That would be much worse.
警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？
男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。
Wait a minute
Tom:My grand God,what does a millennium mean to you？
God:It only means a minute.
Tom:My omnipotene god,what do 10000 golden coins mean to you?
God:Just a small coin.
Tom:My humane god , please give me a small coin.
God:OK,poor man,please wait a minute.
等一分钟
汤姆;我伟大的上帝，一千年对你来说，意味着什么
上帝：他只意味一分钟
汤姆;我万能的上帝，一万枚金币对你来说意味着什么
上帝：只是一枚小硬币
汤姆;我仁慈的上帝，那就请给我一枚小硬币吧
上帝：好吧，可怜的人，请等一分钟吧

Answer 2

Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

醉酒

一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”

Answer 3

看看吧。