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旁白：在男生平房宿舍里的一个晚上，大家都准备睡觉时……
男生A：（很神秘、诡异地）别睡.........你们听说过一个故事吗？
众男生：（有点胆小，很奇怪地）什.......什么？
男生A：（一字一句地）《圣诞老人》
众男生：（全场做喷血状）……
男生B：这有啥没听过的？
众男生：（有点杂，交头接耳）就是.....就是.....
（小声的）这人是不是生病发烧了？！
男生A：（奇怪的）啊？你们听过？
众男生：当然啦！
男生A：唉！那就算了，睡觉吧！
（深夜）
旁白：这时，一个背着大布包的黑影从屋顶上掠过，爬到烟囱里一看
黑影：唉！现在的小孩啊！都是这么迷信，连男生也来这套............
旁白：这个黑影从布包里取出一个长铁钩，从烟囱里往下勾，掏了一会儿，提起来，结果掏出来……
黑影：（捂着鼻子）天啊！这袜子咋这么臭？比女生的袜子还要臭哩............唉！要我洗袜子也不给工费，男女生都这样，太懒了..............
（这时，灯光亮起，大家都看到那个黑影的袖子上有一个红袖章，上面有字：洗衣工。他背的背袋口露出一只女式袜子袜口）

Answer 1

Narratage：One night, in a bungalow dorm, everyone intend to sleep...
Boy A：（with furtive voice ）Wait.........have your guys heard a story？
Other：（timidly）Wh.......what？
Boy A:（word by word）《Father Christmas》
Other：（Everyone make the action of spouting bood ）……
男生B：Nobody do not know
Other：（whisper to each other）yes.....off course.....
（lowishly）Is he out of mind？！
Boy A:（feel strange）Ah？you know？
Other：Off course！
Boy A: Then, forget it, sleep, sleep！
（late at night）
Narratage：At this time, a black shadow with a big bag skim over the roof and

look dow from the chimney.
Black Shadow：Alas！Nowadays, children are all superstitious, even boys are

like to do this.
...........
Narratage：This shadow take out a cleek from his bag, he put it into the

chimney and pull for a while,finally drag it out, and what he get is....
Shadow：（cover his nose）Oh my God！It is really too smelly, more smelly than girls'!

Gosh！Girls and boys are all like this, want me to wash stockings but do not pay me, lazy children.......
（By now，light on, everyone can see there is a red aemband on the sleeve of black shadow, it writes: laundryman. A blank of women's stocking is out of his bag)