Question

英语高手来帮我翻译下，翻译不了的换意思相近的词也行（但注明），采纳时给分！！具体内容下面（3个笑话）

江民瑞星昏花， 老猫伏枥，志在千机；病毒暮年，烧香不已。
金山诺顿搬家， 乱香渐欲烧机毁，熊猫才能没机房。
卡巴斯基堕马。
熊猫烧香，
网中人在死捱！

尽量翻译吧！希望能准确点··

Answer 1

Jiangmin Rising dim, cat V stable, Zhi Zaiqian machine; virus twilight, burn incense and endless.
Jinshan Norton moved, gradually want to burn incense random crash, Panda can not room.
Kaspersky Falls.
Panda burning incense,
Human network in the dead endure!

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Answer 2

Jiangmin rising is bad, old cat v Li, aimed at thousand machine; Viruses are old, burning incense unceasingly. Jinshan NORTON move, a sweet gradually to burn machine destroyed, the panda can not room. Kaspersky DuoMa. The panda burned incense and WangZhongRen in death didn't get up!