求几篇简短易懂的英语笑话! 大概读出来要1分钟左右,初三水平谢谢
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The teacher asked,'Give me an example of Coincidence?'
Student replied,My mom and dad got married on the same date.
Teacher:How old is your dad.
Student:He is as old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Student:Because he became a dad only after I was born.
TEACHER :Give me a sentence starting with "I".
Student:I is...
TEACHER :No.Always say,"I am."
Student:All right..."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Teacher:Suppose,I give you 2 dogs.Then I again give you 2 dogs.How many will you have?
Student:5
Teacher:How?
Student:I have a dog in my house now
Teacher:You promised me to submit me a paragraph,right?
Student:Yes Sir.
Teacher:And I also promised that if you fail to submit it,I will punish you,right?
Student:Yes Sir,so it will be fair if you break your promise too.
Student replied,My mom and dad got married on the same date.
Teacher:How old is your dad.
Student:He is as old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Student:Because he became a dad only after I was born.
TEACHER :Give me a sentence starting with "I".
Student:I is...
TEACHER :No.Always say,"I am."
Student:All right..."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Teacher:Suppose,I give you 2 dogs.Then I again give you 2 dogs.How many will you have?
Student:5
Teacher:How?
Student:I have a dog in my house now
Teacher:You promised me to submit me a paragraph,right?
Student:Yes Sir.
Teacher:And I also promised that if you fail to submit it,I will punish you,right?
Student:Yes Sir,so it will be fair if you break your promise too.
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